Fill-In Friday March 20, 2008
I am so lost this week! Is it really Friday???
If you weren’t involved last Friday you missed out on lots of fun!
Here’s the deal… Below is a starter sentence that the next commenter will add up to 4 words to. The next commenter will add 1-4 words, the next…and so on and so on… the purpose is for all of us to come together and create a story. It WILL be random. But it will be a blast!
BUT…before you add your words make sure you refresh the page first just in case someone else posted their words while you were thinking.
So think about what you want to say. Hit refresh and wait for the clear. Then post your words.
Make sense? If not, call me. Here we go…
Rolling out of bed…(your words go here…)
I streched my
lower back and wondered if she
had kicked me.
My ribs were so
sore and
covered with
peanut butter and jelly.
I need a shower!
But the zebra
-striped shower curtain
was missing,
OMGG!!!
So I figured
more coffee
would help. Hallucination of
Hallucination s/b Halllucinations
I need more coffee still
,thinking more clearly…
still need MORE coffee
The coffee is
turning colors
Green, Red Mahogany, blue, grey
with floating hearts!
Then it happens
angels fly into my
cup of coffee!
Colorful Angels
Angels say; “its decaf!”
Boring old angels.
I brew a new pot
of the strongest coffee
and get my dance on,
Oh where is Vinny?
I need some
nose plugs, a matchbox, seven straws, and a piece of Big Red gum.
Yes, I am McGyver
finding the shower curtian
In my closet
I quickly put on my shower curtain cape
remembering the pb&j
slipped on a
banana peel left by
angels drinking decaf
again. I switched to
those angels need a
new song
Suddenly at the window
I saw a creepy
figure peering in at
me from an airvent on the floor…
I could tell they were eyeing my
Easter Lilys in the garden
slightly paranoid
I saw him…McGruber from SNL!
But I’M McGyver!
Now its a battle
I get my duct tape
and a left sock
unwashed to put
around a plunger
soaking in rose vinegar
and I whacked the eye in the vent staring at my Easter Lilys
whacked it with the plunger
I felt so violated!
SAid Vinny with an eye patch on
due to a tragic
fight with a wheelbarrow
attack by a rabid pigeon in Central Park
oh that McGyver Vinny!
He doesn’t remember which incident it was
maybe the one
involving the massage oil
definitely not for the eyes
or the ears
and arm pits!
So he picked up a jar of pickled pigs feet and a bag of jelly beans
but thank goodness for that scented massage oil
to boil them in
a coconut shell
found in the barn
that was formerly a Hawaiian hula bra
who will eat it???
I bet the turtle with no shell will
while waxing his surf board
and listening to Ace of Base
“alll that she wants, is another baby….”
“she’s gone tomorrow”
Shaking off traumatic 80’s flash back he
wrapped his head in bubble wrap and got into the convertible
you know, cause he couldn’t find his helmet
and took off at lightening speeds saying “yeah baby!”
before long, he got to his destination
stuck in a muddy ditch
he cried, “MCGYVER HELP!”
but it was too late
McGyver instantly appeared with
red jimmy choos
McGyver is gay?!
I said as I asked him what size those shoes were
He assured me that it was only
a spicy marina sauce
another hallucination
oops meant Marinara Sauce
involving
a pile of laundry to fold
and a chance meeting with
an insane blogger
with a taste for
pink tights.
Suddenly
the phone rings
a munchkin voice is
and I hear a voice that says,
Can I get a decaf?
“Sorry we are out.” he replied.
He decided that maybe
the easter bunny
and VInny could both wear pink tights
Vinny refused!!!
because pink does not go with red shoes
but Tam said I will!
and and posted it on her blog
This made McGyver very angry
but he loves pink
and decided to
join her in
a game of dominos
and whispered
hey, wanna go cow tippin?
Again?!!!
So you’ve been before?
twice with Papa
once with McGruber
And 8 times with Vinny
but don’t ask about the time
Vinny was displeased with lunch
or it was displeased
which made him unhappy
with the purple
monkey
people eater
OH MY!
Here he comes again!
With that annoying little
imaginary green dog
It looks like
an interplanetary
galaxy bound rocket ship with ears and eyes.
screaming drop the chalupa!
But as i looked closer
it wasn’t a chalupa after all, it was
McGruber!!!!
with my shower curtain
as his superman
cape.
It was then i realized
it was pink with
little green frogs
and words that read
“McGruber and McGyver - Twins, Separated at birth”
I love pie
I love you too
said Superloveman
while throwing easter flowers
“More than you know…
NO, I love you more…
Do ya think?
“Very rarely,” he said.
Thinking is hazardous
and should only be done
in pajamas
nighty night
said the bed bug before
he flossed his teeth
crawled in bed, closed his eyes and…
waited for his snack
It wasn’t long before
popcorn flew through the air
and landed precariously on
the tip of his nose
as he inhaled
so he blew a snot rocket.
aaaahahahaha. What
a relief!
Great balls of
Ugh said his Mother-in-law as she watched
it hit the wall
Clean that up!
and sloppily slide
across the floor
toward the elephant’s poop and
and rolling into bed
**WOW! We sure aren’t a deep bunch**
Carry on….
We drifted off to sleep
until I realized I was in bed with my mother in law….ewwww
and then I awoke and realized it was all just a bad dream!
(OK this is not part of the story - just an observation…. Sigmund Freud would have had a field day with us lot!!!
)
And seriously - some of us need to cut waaaaaay back on the Java - Thank God i have my chocolate!
love <3
Don’t let me interrupt now…
(yes Love, we have issues.
hahaha!! )
(I did not have java of any sort today…..*yawn* Night all!)
Nigh night!
***END OF STORY***
That was fun to read. I’m too late. Perhaps you’ll have a Saturday Sequel?
ooooh I can’t wait to read it all nicely put in paragraph form! haha!
This one had me rolling in laughter!! I am always surprised how the next one will jump in…I loved the McGruber and McGyver…and put down the chalupa…turtle playing Ace of Base while waxing his surf board!!!! what imaginations we have, good clean fun!!!
I think this is just straight ugly.
: )
Oh, man. That was fun! I used to do that kind of thing with in high school all the time…but, you know, with pictures and word balloons!!!
I laughed out loud ( in parts - and scratched my head in others)
Loved the ribs smeared in peanut butter and jelly - you’re my kind of people
Bran? Gold star for a non-java day! *
Tam? - 200 + comments - i think you ’saved’ FIF!! Well Done, everyone
Morning all
love <3
LOVE!?! No coffee??? Why do I get a Gold Star for NO coffee?? I’m all foggy then!
I looooooove a good iced coffee, or better yet, blended! And dare I say, I like it with half and half??
A nice breve and I’m good! 
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