fill-in-friday
2008 April 17
Thought you oughta know that Miss Darla has a lot to do with this new FIF! So you all need to go over and personally thank her…she rocks!!!
Are you new? Here’s the deal. I’m gonna throw out a beginning sentence and each new commenter adds to it, one after the other. Here are the rules. After reading through the comments, make sure to refresh the page before you add yours, so that you aren’t commenting the same time as someone else. You can add no more than 4 words at a time. Whatever! Come back and add to the mix as often as you like.
So think about what you want to say. Hit refresh and wait for the clear. Then post your words.
Here we go…
So I was walking down the street and I saw…
Darla thinking on
a giant mushroom with
an umbrella in her hand
while laughing at Scott
and his butt cleavage was
a pic of crack kills
But he is a happy
pappy doing the Aidan dance
And the wave
alone. Won’t you join
us in a walk
down memory lane, where
you could recognize the
pictures in your mind
as clearly as your
Reflection in a full body mirror
that brings horror
as she stands there
wondering who that is!
So he comes up to her and says,
Nice!
Nice what?
She says, questioning his motive,
Nice helmet. He reaches…
down for
down for a sip
to adjust the helmet but
But the slippery sip gets in the way
She screams as the
“nice” man begins to
slurp his
drink walking away leaving her
purple slurpee with his
feeling oh so
high and mighty he
wonders if brain-freeze
is similar to
child birth.
Your pregnant? He says
THe middle-aged lady shudders
as she smells something rancid
and then says “Papa! Excuse you!”
No! i’m not pregnant. I
ate too many oreo’s!
see my skin?
As she stumbled out the door
she repeated, “See my skin?!?!?!”
As she stumbled down the walk
Still woozie from her drinking the night before
( I don’t know WHAT you folks are on today but i pray to God there is a fast acting antidote – not part of story, just an observation!)
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with the gnomes on her front lawn.
What about your skin, he asks.
As she stumbles over the gnomes
Ahhhh – Gnome, sweet Gnome!
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“My skin smells like a cross between a lovely, fresh blooming rose, minus the ravaging staph infection.”
SHe says as she takes out
the ruby red
Boil on her right big toe
she says. Oh gosh
“didn’t meant to squirt you with that!”
( I can only re-iterate what i said on comment 50 – i’m just weirded out here today?)
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“Oh, what I meant to say was, I meant to squirt me with that”
What an interesting
I don’t think I understand the rules
Flash backs from old
school days, filled with
old socks
and those black little combs on picture day
Aha!!!
I found it!
The old drive in movie theater
where we saw
the picture show
about the girl who
went to mars
who became a nun
Called Nuns in space.
but still had feelings for
Over in the corner of the theatre she saw
her puppy that
had done a *oopsie* in the corner,
so I decided to
walk carefully by
but became distracted when
I saw the nun making
homade hogies
using the rockets exhaust
to brown the outsides…
She said; “I can’t make this a habit”
as she handed the next one to
Papa, who was patiently waiting. He was startled when
The Martian took it away.
Meanwhile, Vinny in the back seat (drive-in Movie remember?)
was smooching on Tam when
Rev. Hodge peaked in the steamed up window and said;
What are you doing in my car?
Hey you youngin’s get a room!
What’s the movie about ? says Vinny
“Who cares” said Tam as she twirled her hair and batted her eyes…suddenly there was a loud crash outside…
Darla crashing in the sunroof
“Oh my car!” Says Rev. Hodge
Hey Y’all she said as
with her bus firstaid kit
Get away from my Oreos!!!” She screamed
need any bandaids?
and the oreos need blessed!!!
hit
(note to self when transcribing, I’m serious here, Comment 100, 103, 101, 102, 104)
[carry on...]
Vinny slicks back his wet greasy hair
with his comb borrowed from
kicks darla out of the car
(sorry my stupid computer is showing as fast as mac users…stupid stupid Sony!)
Tam takes the Oreos and runs
and gets ready to resume
the smoochfest in
76 GREMLIN
Vinnie throws off the costume, revealing his true identity… (Tam, here’s your chance!)
Oh no! It can’t be
But it really is!
in living color
Ty Pennington!
((( So friends. I’ll be away for the rest of the afternoon til this evening. Kass will be home soon then we have a dinner out with her girlfriends. I’ll be checkin’ in on ya later… This FIF is going GREAT!!! You have me laughin so hard!!! Thanks for playin and having fun with it. You ALL rock!!!)))
And then he says, “Welcome home Hodge family, welcome home.”
but where is home?
Home is where
you can safely eat
chocolate and strawberries
your left ear
listens for foot steps
, who could it be?
OH NO! It can’t be…
(boy, I wish I had some oreos! Suspense always makes me want chocolate!)
BUt then she appears out of
the screen before anyone can stop her, it’s
Wonder woman disguised as
Rush Limbaugh
disguised as
Under Dog
with sweet Pollu Purebred
(Polly not Pollu!!)
and a tall non-fat frozen latte
non-fat?!?!?!
with extra cream (haha)
and a double-stuffed oreo
of course
and a box of nutter butter wafer cookies
triple stuffed!!
Later, crashing from a sugar high…
drowning in her own drool
she slipped
and brused her
left retina on
a pixie stick, dang
ignoring the pain, she
removed the splinter from her finger
(((just have to stop by and laugh…AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Thank you very much….)))
and dabbed it with some of the cream she had in her pocket. She then ripped off the
top of the pixie stick and dusted herself with it
the bandaid from her
ex-boyfriend’s cousin.
Looking up she gasped!
The martian nun had returned
The pixie dust from her pixie stick felt like
she was back in the 80’s again
and her rex smith 8 track
she grabbed her peeny loafers and jean jacket….
(((((OOPS! Penny loafers))))))
and roller skates and heads to the Gremlin
Suddenly, she realizes
the 80’s were scary
and yells “calgon take me away”
Later, she
relaxed in the bathtub and shaved her
ran to the 70’s
(delete 175)
long neglected
unibrow
big toe
right after nasal hairs
which stunk to high heaven
(hahahaha)
Soaking in Mr Bubble
is better than making your own tub bubbles.
with Vinny
in the contest to
be the bubble king
is no contest at all!
in the Pacific Northwest where
Just ask his bass player
who stands behind him
and Al Gore
who monitors greenhouse gasses
and boy did this greenhouse have gas.
ever heard the helium voice
$3.49 a gallon for that?
Priceless!!
Like Tiny Tim on Pixie sticks
and Koolaide
singing Fanny Crosby’s greatest hits
HEY FANNY CROSBY ROCKS!!!
I bet she could beat Hillary
Darla on a mushroom can beat Hillary
watch out for incoming…
socialist lawn gnomes
Sniper Fire!!!
with rubber band slingshots
before you get stumpped by obama my mama
(hahahahahahaha)
the mushroom is stuck!
Save the mushroom
Take it out
it’s in obama’s butt cleavage
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
I want a new mushroom
one with air bags
filled with helium
that has not been in a cleavage
and does not smell like
pixie sticks
because they are not
just for breakfast anymore.
Speaking of breakfast…
I’ve got the eaties for my wheaties! With
munchies for my Capt. Crunchies
who is waving farewell
The Buggles doing a take of “Lady” by Kenny Rogers and
There will be no breakfast in hell
and no sugar cereal said the dentist
VH1 where are they now?
unless you want to
totally losing my mind
(lose not losing)
Afterall, they say insanity is
one step away from
a good reason to not
eat pixie stix with mushrooms!
but some of my best friends are mushrooms
they live in the dark
and fed a lot of crap
but long for the light
and cheap sunglasses
oh yeah!!!
Is darla still walking down the street
searching for
yard knome
to go gnome tipping
or is she really
waiting for the Oregon cows…
to go cow tipping
as we search for the purple cow
(((haha!! I have NO idea where you all are goin with this now…)))
swayin’ down the lane
(((((wow. what are your readers smoking?! whoo!)))))
licking our mint chocolate chip ice cream cones
longing for the day
When mama cow would say
free ice cream to all who will
actually count to four
while standing on their heads
(((( this is by far the most insane FIF ever!))))
in a muddy pond
while wearing a dress
and ooooo those pumps!!!
She exclaimed “What a day I’ve had!! And all because I wanted to take a walk!”
***THE END***
I think I’m gonna hire someone to transcribe this one!!!
Holy Cow!!!!!
Rorshach – Smorshach.
If any Qualified Psychiatrist ever reads this post the Asylums will need to build extra wings to cope with the influx of new Committals…
I’m just sayin!
Those 60’s flashbacks are growing more Intense each Friday nowwwwooooooooh!
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im sure everyone was high on something…woohoooo…but this is the best FiF i’ve read..soo far.. (: awesome!
I’m thinking we shouldn’t have eaten Darla’s mushrooms….
or those pixie stix?
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Hey all my favorites were here!!! mushrooms (not shrooms), Oreos, pixie stixs, and lots of fun!
HW- stay away from my mushroom…
never know what is going to happen on FIF! Can always count on laughter!