Fill-In Friday May 1, 2008
OK. This week flew by! Let me start out by saying there is a good chance I will also not transcribe this FIF either. Sorry 
But I will try???
So this is the deal. We’re all gonna write a story together. Only we each write a small bit at a time. One after the other. I will start the story out with an incomplete sentence and you follow to add to the story…and so on and so on. Got it? Great!!! OH - don’t forget to REFRESH the page before you submit…just in case someone else has already added to the statement you were working with. Clear? Sure it is! Alright…HAVE FUN!!!!
Here we go….
I’m sorry. But you gave me the incorrect change. Would you please….
tell me what I am supposed to do now? Because I like to keep all the money in my purse adding up to even numbers and with the change you gave me…I am “odd” so now what??
“Here’s a dollar - call someone who cares” said the sales-clark.
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Then they rather rudely
parted company and each decided to call for back up. The sales clerk called
MiMi from the Drew Carey show
And she had no clue as to
where her shoes were
hidden behind the cash register
for the same reason her 2nd cousin was stuffed behind there
shoving oreos in her
left sock, then
suddenly, she farted and the entire group of people
threw up.
(yay for Cindy!!!! Another girl who can say things like ***fart***. I am SO happy!!!) (seriously!!!)
***carry on….***
The shopper also called for backup. She called
the crazy out of her mind mother of the bride
slapped the silly wife to be
and headed for toilet paper aisle to
squeeze her Charmin fetish routine
as vomit odor lingered not scene
She should have changed her shoes
but her Johnny voos were so
adorable they could not be budged
from her Miss Piggy feet.
And on the other side of town…
her husband was buying lotion for her smelly feet
just when then she realized
She left her kids at
the lumber yard.
under the 2 by 4’s so they
hitched up Nellie and Bess
and pulled the wagon to town
We still drive a wagon???
was the song they sang all the way
back to a the used car lot where they discovered…
( wow - where’s is everyone today? )
(#36 NOT part of story)
science geeks and jesus freaks playing
myth or reality
and to their surprise
along came a clown
screaming, “Let there be..
a rubber chicken in every pot
And Monkey’s in every jar
Or barrel, they don’t go in jars very well
and off to the circus Vinnie goes!
Step right up & don’t be shy
let me guess your weight!!!
@$#%##^#!!
oh my honey you weigh
more than my EX!
I didn’t know about the EX - tell me
Well. He’s missing.
Good - don’t look for him, he is
contemplating his navel
career vs. a career of politcs
The navels looking pretty good at this point. Oops! found some fuzz…so he
let me dig a little more and I found my keys too!
YAY!…Now he can go
The navel digger’s conference in
Perth, Australia AND see his 4 th cousin twice removed there.
The thought of it made him warm and fuzzy, so after packing he
Got on his scooter in Medford and headed for Perth
he didn’t make it very far when all of a sudden
out of nowhere…could it really be…
His first wife also on a scooter!
The closer she got the more he realized
why he let her go it was because
she only had one tooth….but he did wave as she passed….head held high he sped toward
Perth - gas can in hand and life jacket and floaties under his arm
he sped along until out of the corner of his eye he saw
Sharks! Oh no Sharks! And one reminded him of
a rubber chicken without a head
He realized he hadn’t eaten anything in a while so
he reached in his fanny pack and found
a chihuahua!
named BRUTUS
Yo Quiero Taco Bell!!
so he put him back, and went to Taco Bell
Brutus begged for
a Chalupa and cat nip but
since Brutus had such bad gas it was decided that
they ran out of the pint of beans that he was craving
so what would he do?
He started yipping and Vinny had to quickly
take him out. (if you know what i mean
)
After business, Vinny scooted back to Taco Bell and ordered
(seriously…where is everyone today????)
( I KNOW Elaine! But I’m glad you and the rest are here tho
)
This is just so sad. FIF didn’t even get 100 today?? That’s just not right.
Hmmm, what can we do about this?? I hope you like my mug…..
because you’re about to see a lot of it….
okay where were we in this story….I’m just gonna top it off for you.
a chicken quesadilla w/sour cream
a taco surpreme
So she grabbed some icing for the cake to
WHOA! The Nor came outta nowhere!
hahaha!!
add to the taco bell eats (b/c Vinny eats weird like that)
(and TheNor disappears just as stealthlike as he came
)
and watched in horror as Vinny ate Taco Bell topped in icing meant for a cake
Later that day….
after they reached Perth
they found LOVE ♥ waiting by the dock of the bay
watching the clouds roll away
For the Hodge Podge clan that he had paid $400 to adopt
(YEAH!!!)
And they all lived happily ever after.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!
(yahoo much Tam?)
AWWWWW!!!!
a PERFECT ending Bwaaaaandeeee
***THE END***
You’re welcome dear.
Love will be pweased.
Aw Man!! So busy waiting for FIF to show up on Mandy’s page yesterday….that I missed it!!
Next week….
I’m setting my alarm on my phone
Kelly: LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’m bummed that I missed it too…
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