Fill-in-Friday May 16, 2008
So this is the deal. We’re all gonna write a story together. Only we each write a small bit at a time. One after the other. I will start the story out with an incomplete sentence and you follow to add to the story…and so on and so on. Got it? Great!!! OH - don’t forget to REFRESH the page before you submit…just in case someone else has already added to the statement you were working with. Clear? Sure it is! Alright…HAVE FUN!!!!
Here we go…
It was a hot summer morning and he knew everything was gonna go his way…
So he watered his roses, trimmed them, and gave the best one to
the Love of His Life…
She smiled, bulshed, and then thought, “what has he done this time?”
He didn’t know that she was allergic to roses.
So he got her some dandelions instead. The day was going great until..
he tripped on the dog bone left in the dark hallway above the stairs and
fell in the well. He saw
the sky above, but wondered how he’d get out. Just then
a gnome wearing a spandex unitard and eating Lucky Charms skipped by and said
he saw a bird and the bird told him
that gnomes don’t wear unitards because they make them look like
Stiches, from Lilo and Stitch series
But he then started walking towards
the sound of rushing water
but it turned out to be a toilet
He made mental note of where this unexpected toilet was, but quickly hightailed it back to the house because he suddenly remembered…
He made mental note of where this unexpected toilet was, but quickly hightailed it back to the house because he suddenly remembered…
he jumped in
that The Office was on
(((((I’m glad I don’t have to transpose this!!! ))))) :lol;
but he didn’t have time to watch. So as he was turning around
the gnome thought (in a little German/Irish accent) “I should help the lad get out of the hole”
but then again it might be better…
to toss him an oreo!
Where are the double stuff
“Dere over at Tam’s Place ter be sure” said the irish german gnome who bore a strange resemblance to Cathi, the…
the hot new Avon lady
who just happens to be transparent
who really hated Avon products but needed the extra income to pay for
(oh, crap!)
and really hated Avon products but needed the extra money to pay for
[i'm not gonna say it...nope...not gonna go there...ugh..ok...]
{pay for} new popcorn breast implants
[i can't believe i just went there...]
her labotomy, checked in the mirror for
((((oops, yes stick with implants)))))
{{{sorry for the mild swear……it really is a horrible word when you see it in print}}}
which she heard were all the rage in
Perth, Australia!
But since didn’t live Down Under, she decided instead to get some
in Duluth, Minnesota where she ran into
a half-man half-
horse and wondered if she was awake or not.
SHe remembered she had traveled in a time machine, but could not fit back into it with her new implants, so she
took them out and gave them to
darla because she always wanted some
Darla felt they were to big but she could not pass on this opportunity.
so stretchy shirts will have to do
Besides, what a joy for Scott!!!! So, emptying the popcorn helped, in she climbed..
(hahahahahahaa)
“Where are we going, any how?”
{can someone pull this out of the ditch?}
Landing in year 2300,
everything looks so different like..
people with imaginations were the architects
the world as through the eyes of Willy Wonka
Then he woke from his dream, and realized that he had infact bumped his head when he fell in the well
The transparent woman, the little gnome in tights–all just part of a wild dream. Yet he still had the little problem of
a wedgy, and no way to get out
of the dadgum chocolate river
(mmmmm but it tastes yummy…
Suddenly he saw someone running to meet him when..
his cell phone rang and it was Ed McMahon saying he may have just won 10 million dollars
10 million and some chocolate? he thought while….
opening a beer bottle with his eye.
“Dang!!” he shouted, “have to remember to not do that anymore…it hurts!”
Searching for his eyeball he ran across an old…
Photo of a gnome wearing a unitard. It was his uncle……
Tina
From Perth, Australia. It was all beginning to make sense….
Until a unicorn showed up with
another beer bottle that needed openeing. Tina…
was sitting on a hub cap in the photo. He decided to open the next beer with his teeth which proved to be
even more painful as he lost his two front teeth and now whistled everytime he said a word with an S
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But that didn’t stop him. Once open, he tasted the beer and said
“How does this beer taste so good when it has
Toe nail clippings floating in it?
Then the bartender said,
Tina, your hawt, I’m not as think as you drunk I am…
[so, I bare a strong resemblance to a german/irish gnome, who wears a unitard and sells avon? I see how it is!!!]
getting ready for the parade to celebrate…
Gnomes in Spandex Day, the only national holiday for Fill-In-Friday except for
Leave a message after the beep day. He could recall many long nights on that holiday.
in fact that’s where he had an encounter once with…
The real santa claus
Susan Lucci who was almost inconsolable after another Daytime Emmy loss.
Susan, Said: Yes Tam there really is a santa claus
Just then. A small penguin in a bermuda shirt walked by and drove the gnome to
Las Vegas but they got lost and knew they should have taken a right at Albuquerque. Their segue broke down and then
To the parade. The penguin was startled to see so much spandex and began shouting
“Spandex makes me dance.” With that he
proceeded to eat a can of dog food, “You be ‘illin” the gnome told him
I’m illin now the penguin said as the explosive diaharrea gripped his bowels.
cuze me I need some privacy here!!
Just then a wild dog jumped out demanding his food…
realized that indeed in had tapeworms
again! But the good thing about that
was that he could eat all he wanted and still…
not bust his spandex shorts ( which were lime-green and fuschia!) Meanwhile over in Medford, Or…
have room for the afore mentioned popcorn
Lo and behold, Orville Redenbacher has the patent on
jiffy pop boobies!
glibby nuppy noobies!..
la la le lo-lo-lo…
Shabba shibby shabba….
( sorry i just HAD to!)
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See. The baf thing about Jiffy Pop boobies thought the penguins is they pop when they get hot.
*bad
Wow…I …er…uh…ya…hmmmmmm
and then the birds begin to peck away at them until they are long long long gone
Tam’s HOT!
“Take Cover - them boobies could blow at any second!” warned Brent!
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Just then everyone realized that the Jiffy Pop boobies he was referring to was the BIRD species, and suddenly everyone dove for cover as popcorn began falling from the sky like snow!
Suddenly Tam pulled out her umbrella, and grabbed a big bowl to collect the falling popcorn for her FIF party, she just knew they would know…
exactly how to sew it together so they could string it on the Christmas tree, since it was snowing and all. But Christmas in Oregon
would not be the same this year, for they had a discovered a secret
That Santa really was not fat anymore, as he had been involved in the nmfapitm challenge and lost so much weight that he had to stuff his coat with popcorn!
And he filled his hands with certain popcorn implants from
(((ooo-oooo I can see Debs pic again!!!)))
the taminotor! For her photoshopped shawl was stolen by
The giant green bean and his sidekick the angry banana. Together, they rode through the country on horseback stealing
every bright red fedora they could find.
And of course the scarves to match!!
((you guys have lost it!))
And then the long arm of the law showed, demanded the scarves, and said
(( at least I don’t have popcorn implants ))
Scarves are only for the fortunate and you are only the
most unfortunate creature on this Earth! Be gone or…..
((I have no clue as to what this story is about!!! I got lost after the first few sentences))
be taken with me to the Jupiter Moon Io! Where scarves are illegal and you will be sentenced to
An eternity in the stirrups of an angry OBGYN.
With that the gnome woke up in a cold sweat from his truly horrible dream. Or was it?
Yes it was a horrible dream, then the gnome saw someone who looked like an
Anatomically correct Transparent Woman.
And he realized it was The TAMinator! Who pulled out a cream pie, raised her arm, took aim carefully, AND
started eating the pie. (What you thought she was going to waste it by throwing it at someone?)
Who now, with a mouthful of cream pie started teaching in great detail Martha Ann Manners greatest lessons.
The lessons were hard to understand because she spoke 1/2 Greek and half Latin.
And those distracting little puffs of cream spitting out every other syllable.
(Maybe you can name this fill-in friday-Saturady and Sunday)
But the pie sure tasted good so she didn’t care about manners, especially the great ones. Of course, that’s just Tam.
Tam is Always respectful… of her elders!
(clearly since no-one pays attention to ‘comments closed’ anyomre Tam is not intending to try to make such a unenforceable pronouncement on this blog anytime soon
)
It’s all that Miss Mandy’s fault!
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Love - hahaha…makes you kind of wonder if she just plain ole forgot about us doesn’t it?