a community story
i haven’t done this in a long time. but, anyone remember fill-in-friday?
well, we have a few new friends here at inProgress so i thought i’d bring it back out again
this is how it works…
we’re all going to write a story together. i begin with a starter sentence and you add to it. the next person continues on with yours and so on and so on…until we have a story that most likely won’t make sense but will very likely be fuh-honey!
the rules. yes. there are rules. unwad your pants.
you can’t add more than 6 words at a time.
think about what you wanna say first, then refresh, just in case someone else beat you to it.
add to the story as much as you’d like.
here we go -
it never occurred to her that…















she liked pizza ALOT
Was she dense…or just naive?
yes
could answer both questions, so she
found someone to tell her no
When she heard the answer
she refused to believe the voices
and ate pizza anyway.
Now the voices were really scared!
They were “inside voices” and not
the gnomes wearing pink hats.
She was disappointed they were not
joining her in the feast of pizza
They were dancing to “Brick House”
while watching reruns of Miami Vice!
The pizza tasted a lot like
a bigga pizza pie from newark
that had been shipped to
Toledo first
in the back of a
pinto wagon. but that didnt
faze the gnomes. In fact,
they thought nasty, old pizza was
a lot like cotton candy.
Except for the fact that it
[side note: i never feel creative enough to join in on these!]
you are MORE than creative enough, woman! you set up the next line perfectly!
flies further when flung
across a parking lot just like
{side note: i did not intend to break the rules..i did refresh..you may delete previous line]
no prob
i deleted mine. i didnt refresh…so, um, i broke the rules {gasp!}
she saw him standing there…
doing with the spider monkeys!
starting to sound like a dave matthews tune. I got nothin…
“the night was… sultry”.
(name that movie)
sorry. I’m VERY a.d.d. and my meds have worn off. do me a favor and delete this if it was funnier inside my head.
it funny in my head too! you crazy, girl
dont know the movie tho.
hmmm…any other takers?
throw momma from the train
yes! classic… rent it this weekend tam.
ok, but the point was… billy crystal was a writer with writer’s block. he kept trying to start his novel with…
the night was…
so, dare I submit?
the night was moist. (ok, maybe next friday)
hey! wait a minute… what day is it? it’s not friday! did any of this really just happen? feels like a trick.
I’m done — really.
hahahaha!!!!
DYING. HERE.
what a bright spot in my day!