have you ever…
2009 July 20
i havent done this in a long time. its a little thing i call “have you ever…” i’ll ask a have you ever question. the next commenter answers it then asks a have you ever question for the commenter after them and so on and so forth…
make sense?
i ask.
you answer.
you ask (have you ever….)
next person answers yours and leaves a have you ever for the next victim.
here we go…
have you ever…accidentally spit on someone and both of you knew it?
(oh! and come back as often as you want)
No, I haven’t.
Have you ever thrown up in public?
when i was in elementary school. traumatic!
have you ever…been caught gossiping?
I threw up just yesterday in public! It was fun! Well, not really. Had a crazy intense workout and the local track with a workout group I’m a part of and (sparing details) I finished the workout and let it fly. Felt a lot better afterwards.
the first time i started p90 (this second time around) i dry heaved for an hour after the workout. i had also eaten a grilled salmon dinner just 2 hours prior. probably not very bright of me
unfortunately, I have.
Have you ever eaten a snake head?
No.
Have you ever pretended you weren’t home when someone rang your doorbell?
every halloween.
have you ever stolen something from a store?
not that I am aware of (but the girls tried when they were confined to their strollers!)
have you ever taken a road trip with no destination in mind?
yes. both my kids were screaming (they were babies) i put them in the car and headed south. we ended up in northern ca. which really only took over 30 minutes. once i got there i kept going for awhile cuz theyd fallen asleep. i wanted to keep it that way
have you ever hot an animal with your car?
(I’m assuming you mean hit)
birds mostly, but others too.
have you ever used a song to break up with someone?
Yes, Alanis Morrisette (sp) You Ought to Know!
Have you ever laugh so hard you threw up?
No, do other bodily functions count?
Have you ever gotten away with something you should have been caught for?
hahahahaha!!!!!
Tam that sounds like an admission of guilt to me.
Have you ever mistaken another man for your husband and called him honey, hugged him, or even…I don’t know, sniffed his shirt and felt dizzy from his pheromones only to realize it wasn’t your husband and you were too large to crawl under anything in the room?
Uhhh, no shirt sniffin goin on here
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Have you ever cheated on a test?
Sigh…Yes, in my defense it was a spelling test. Haveyou seen how I spell?
Have you ever left 2-3 sheets on the TP roll so you wouldn’t have to be the one to replace it?
No.
Have you ever snooped through the medicine cabinets in other people’s bathrooms while visiting?
No
Have you ever plugged up a toilet and left it for someone else to find it later?
(my girls have)
Yes.
Have you ever been caught talking to yourself (not just muttering but full blown conversation)?
All. The. TIME.
Have you ever decided to surf for only one hour … and then realized the whole day has passed and you haven’t been productive ALL DAY????
Haha – We homeschool, so I can now call that a parent/teacher conference.
yes cyber surfing
Have you ever had to make several trips to the store for the same item because you came home with out it again?
How fun!
No. But I have made multiple trips to the store because I forgot my wallet. Does that count??
Have you ever locked yourself away in your closet to find just one moment’s peace and when you came out found your child peering under the bed and calling your name?
lol, umm no, but I’m guessing you have?
Have you ever gotten angry when someone does a certain thing only to have them call you out for doing it an hour later?
As a matter of fact, I have…more than once!
no. not yet.
Have you ever walked in a coffee shop, paid and left without your coffee?
Don’t drink coffee.
Have you ever said something REEEEAAALLY funny in your sleep?
don’t know, but said things I was asked about when awake
Have you ever failed a lie detector test, and were telling the truth?
Not as far as a real lie detector test, but had it happen when people did not believe me and I really was telling the truth.
Have you ever told someone you knew how to do something, but really didnt. Then they called you out to do it in front of a lot of people and you had to fake your way through it?
Maybe once or twice….
Have you ever had to run naked from the bath to the bedroom because there’s no towel in the bathroom?
I call it more like a “swagger”, but yes….daily!
Ever “swaggered” naked out of the shower thinking you were the only one home only to find out YOU’RE WRONG!?
LOL No… normally the family IS usually home when I do that …. but as the boys are all under 5 years old they don’t care… and I don’t think my wife minds, either ….
Have u ever gone commando coz u were out of underwear?
Men are never out! you just flip em inside out and keep going. …right?
Have you ever had to count pennies to get essentials and had to decide between TP and Bread?
yes
have you ever heard your children run through house at night trying to hide food?
they are not hungry
Yes..constantly…:)
Ever found a snake in your tent?
Oh heavens, no! And here’s to hoping that I never do!
Have you ever tripped over nothing and then looked around to see if anyone saw you?
Yes… and if there are people watching..well, then, I just break into a dance.
Have you ever ‘let one go’ in the middle of a crowd to see the impact that it would have?
Yup, but then I turned and looked at my sister and everyone thought it was her…
Have you ever borrowed something and found it a year later?
no. but ive stashed cash in coat pockets and have found it the following winter. hope that happens again this year
have you ever walked out into public with TP stuck to your back?
uh. no. I make it a point to only urinate in public bathrooms.
Have you ever cooked a whole meal and then accidentally left it out of the fridge too long, so that it spoiled before u could eat it the next day?
yes. i made chili in the crockpot that had been simmering all day. its brents favorite crockpot meal. i put it on the counter to cool. went to bed. left it. sheesh.
have you ever…been driving and have forgotten where youre going?
OH Yeah… Just the other day I was supposed to be delivering eggs to someone (my in-laws breed chickens and sell their eggs… but before I knew it I was pulling into my house… the car took over and went home!
Have you ever…gone home and forgot to pick up any one of your children from someplace?
YEs…do I have to give details?????
Have you ever seen a one way street with direction arrows pointing both ways?
yup. has that incident ever made you cuss?
have you ever… been singing alone in a room at the top of your lungs (even “performing” a bit) and been walked in on?
No. Thankfully.
Have you ever confidently said hello someone and greeted them by name only to have them correct you and say that isn’t their name?
Yes Sam, I’m horrible with names…
LOL
Have you ever tried to get in the wrong car?
DOH!
WOW that came out all wrong LOLOL….I was “DOHING” to Tammers…and how my “rolling eyes” came out a tongue I’ll never know!
YES! When you work at a larger church that happens all the time!
Have you ever broke something in someone elses house and not said anything and just left it as is?
OOpie, Lynse…Nope…ahem…
Same questions. “Have you ever tried to get in the wrong car?”
Yes, and was busted by the car owner in a mall parking lot.
Have you ever sent a Direct Message on twitter and it ended up in the public status?
haha! yes! too many times to count
have you ever faked…wait, no…have you ever been undercharged something, know it, and not say anything?
When I was a kid my brother and I ordered two shakes at Mcdonald’s and they undercharged us. When my mom showed up to pick us up, she figured it out and made us go back to pay the rest.
Hmm.. maybe… but I can’t recall what or when but it sounds like something that I would have done a long time ago. Now I fess up and let them know something’s amiss.
Ever go ‘parking’ with your spouse?
No…my fiance is not my spouse yet so that would be a no-no!
Ever accidentally sent a text to the wrong person by mistake?
YES! so embarrassing.
Have you ever been on stage in front of a LARGE crowd with your zipper down?
haha! no. but i HAVE fallen while singing on stage. oh, that was a glorious moment.
have you ever fallen in public?
Yes, there was a blind person and leash involved…nuff said…
Have you ever had to stand back while God taught your child a really hard lesson?
Well, No, because I don’t have a child.
Have you ever asked a stupid question, and got looked at funny?
Well, yes, because I have children.
(ha! I just had to)
have you ever drank or eaten anything that was expired?
All the time. They’re just guidelines
Have you ever swallowed a fly while hitting a big note while performing solo at a concert?
no, not swallowed a fly…but i have choked on my own spit.
have you ever cried in public?
too many times to count (crying in public)
cleaned out the fridge and thought heck “that foods been on those containers so long… and thrown them away instead of washing them? even tupperware?”
I have thrown away containers because I didn’t want to clean them out. Not tupperware though, that’s spendy!!
ever baked something and realized after it was in the oven that you left out a key ingredient?
i don’t think i’ve baked a thing in my life outside of steak (that would be grilling though I guess).
have you ever left a room because of your own fart?
yes. i know!
have you ever left a room because u didnt want anyone to know it was YOUR fart?
Oh my lands. ALL THE TIME. This has slowed considerably since cutting dairy out of my diet. Almost never happens now. But 30 years of it was quite enough I tell you! I don’t miss it.
Have you ever … (man, I’m not good at thinking of this stuff) …
… (thinking) …
… (thinking) .. Blown spit bubbles when talking with a complete stranger?
haha! actually yes, and rather recently. it was kind of embarrassing.
have you ever….wet the bed…over the age of 5?
wet the bed??? hmmm…i don’t think so, but i almost did a few times when i was pregnant!
Have you ever talked to yourself in the mirror to see what your facial expressions look like to other people?? As an adult..we all have as kids, or have we? Maybe I’m just weird???
uhhh. yes. dang….that was hard to answer. but yes i have/do.
have you ever…been in a fist fight?
Fist fight? I can’t remember…. but the last fight I DO remember – my assailant had a chair, and I took up a table (we were in secondary school.)
Have you ever…. walked around with your underwear showing?