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May 30, 2008

So this is the deal. We’re all gonna write a story together. Only we each write a small bit at a time. One after the other. I will start the story out with an incomplete sentence and you follow to add to the story…and so on and so on. Darla and I decided to reinstate the 6 word maximum rule – it’ll make it much easier, trust us! Got it? Great!!! OH – don’t forget to REFRESH the page before you submit…just in case someone else has already added to the statement you were working with. Clear? Sure it is! Alright…HAVE FUN!!!!

This weeks starter line comes from the Giant Idiot

Here We Go…

“How does this work.” He asked. Simple you just…

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  1. May 30, 2008 12:23 am

    toss out the directions and wing it…duh.

  2. May 30, 2008 12:24 am

    That is how you men prefer to do it, right?

  3. May 30, 2008 12:25 am

    {{{{Sorry! I just now read the new rules!! 😳 }}}}

  4. TheNorEaster permalink
    May 30, 2008 1:19 am

    “No,” he said. “Because our secret is we never buy anything unless we already

  5. TheNorEaster permalink
    May 30, 2008 1:25 am

    [[If it were for F-In-F and WW and MM, I would never know what day it is. And now you want me to follow rules?!?! And wasn’t I the one who originally got rid of the word-limit rules so people didn’t post 17 consecutive, four-word/six-word comments? What is going on here?!?!]]

    [[Sorry. I’m just a little emotional right now because I missed the live broadcast. I was doing an interview of The Misfits at 9p.m. EDT…which I can’t even upload because we’re such Misfits!]]

  6. May 30, 2008 1:59 am

    what it should look like,

  7. May 30, 2008 3:58 am

    and how it should work.

  8. May 30, 2008 4:30 am

    Lets see, 110 or 220 volts, here goes

  9. May 30, 2008 4:34 am

    , OUCH that is not it

  10. May 30, 2008 4:41 am

    as Kass plugged in her new Barbie

  11. May 30, 2008 4:44 am

    {I still can’t believe you let IDIOT do this}

  12. lori permalink
    May 30, 2008 4:50 am

    Meanwhile, he wondered what the

  13. May 30, 2008 4:56 am

    square root of 237 was because

  14. May 30, 2008 4:58 am

    the flux capacitor was inverted.

  15. lori permalink
    May 30, 2008 5:05 am

    Eh..no problem, he thought. It’s flux. Who cares? Then, it happend. The whole thing just

  16. May 30, 2008 5:23 am

    set him hurtling back to 1955

  17. May 30, 2008 5:39 am

    and he was now standing next to

  18. May 30, 2008 5:45 am

    Albert Einstein. He was wearing a

  19. May 30, 2008 6:23 am

    toupee because all men named Albert

  20. May 30, 2008 6:25 am

    are either fat or bald.

  21. May 30, 2008 6:31 am

    Except Albert from Little House. He was

  22. May 30, 2008 6:32 am

    Then he realized it was November.

  23. May 30, 2008 6:32 am

    And Einstein had been dead since April

  24. May 30, 2008 7:01 am

    So he decided to look for a gnome

  25. May 30, 2008 7:24 am

    because they are highly intelligent about

  26. Heidi permalink
    May 30, 2008 7:30 am

    looking for something without

  27. May 30, 2008 7:38 am

    cords and batteries that work just

  28. May 30, 2008 7:48 am

    like a vacuum cleaner. Only

  29. May 30, 2008 7:48 am

    on solar power and with especially

  30. Heidi permalink
    May 30, 2008 8:17 am

    great Suuuuuuking power! Now..

  31. May 30, 2008 8:24 am

    the problem is what will get

  32. lori permalink
    May 30, 2008 8:43 am

    caught up in the confusion of changing the

  33. May 30, 2008 9:02 am

    Christmas lights because when one goes

  34. lori permalink
    May 30, 2008 9:19 am

    to Sunday school one learns that

  35. May 30, 2008 9:33 am

    Christmas lights are evil!

  36. Heidi permalink
    May 30, 2008 9:42 am

    and made of devil dust! so

  37. http://therealstorie.wordpress.com permalink
    May 30, 2008 9:51 am

    we flushed them

  38. May 30, 2008 9:55 am

    out with salt water gargle solution

  39. May 30, 2008 10:01 am

    so that when they were rehung

  40. Heidi permalink
    May 30, 2008 10:05 am

    the sparkled except that

  41. May 30, 2008 10:11 am

    one on the end. The neighbor then

  42. May 30, 2008 10:12 am

    called the police department because

  43. May 30, 2008 10:13 am

    The flux capacitor was hooked in series

  44. May 30, 2008 10:13 am

    the devil dust was gone and

  45. May 30, 2008 10:13 am

    he had grabbed the plug and

  46. May 30, 2008 10:15 am

    kapooie !!!

  47. May 30, 2008 10:16 am

    Meanwhile, the police called back – this is illegal!

  48. May 30, 2008 10:17 am

    We’re going to have to charge you with

  49. May 30, 2008 10:19 am

    severe salting of the pointy globes

  50. May 30, 2008 10:21 am

    “Hey Mr. leave my wife outta this” I replied

  51. May 30, 2008 10:27 am

    (aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha….hahahahaha)

    Where was I, oh that’s right

  52. lori permalink
    May 30, 2008 10:27 am

    To which my wife replied “He loves me, he really loves me!”

  53. May 30, 2008 10:40 am

    “What’s love gotta do with this?” the officer

  54. May 30, 2008 10:41 am

    and grabbed the gnome, who was

  55. May 30, 2008 10:45 am

    eating a peach

  56. May 30, 2008 10:49 am

    while trying to get the attention of

  57. May 30, 2008 10:54 am

    the felon in the back of the cop car who

  58. May 30, 2008 10:59 am

    could never forget about

  59. May 30, 2008 11:01 am

    that one time at Fish Camp

  60. May 30, 2008 11:04 am

    where his counselor

  61. May 30, 2008 11:07 am

    took a flaming arrow in the

  62. May 30, 2008 11:09 am

    arse?

  63. May 30, 2008 11:10 am

    “That stings.” He said but it

  64. May 30, 2008 11:12 am

    [i’m off for the afternoon. take care of this place guys! you blow my mind…love you all!!!]

  65. May 30, 2008 11:12 am

    always made the felon wonder if

  66. Selena permalink
    May 30, 2008 11:15 am

    if he should eat a melon

  67. May 30, 2008 11:18 am

    He wondered if the gnome might

  68. May 30, 2008 11:39 am

    Bite him on the

  69. May 30, 2008 11:48 am

    eyelid if he picked him up

  70. May 30, 2008 11:51 am

    so Brian did the next best thing

  71. May 30, 2008 11:54 am

    and drop-kicked him right into the

  72. May 30, 2008 11:54 am

    barn. But Brian is not athletic and missed the kick

  73. May 30, 2008 11:55 am

    and the gnome pointed and laughed

  74. May 30, 2008 11:56 am

    so badly that he landed on his

  75. Selena permalink
    May 30, 2008 11:56 am

    preacher’s wife

  76. May 30, 2008 11:57 am

    [oops….haha…i guess it can still apply!]

  77. May 30, 2008 11:58 am

    who was a woman with a very large

  78. May 30, 2008 11:58 am

    who grabbed him by the

  79. May 30, 2008 11:58 am

    Oops, dang it!

  80. May 30, 2008 11:58 am

    goiter. Everyone gasped except the officer

  81. May 30, 2008 11:59 am

    [dagnabit! I’m too slow on the uptake!!]

  82. May 30, 2008 11:59 am

    {Julie you stole mine. Nice}

  83. May 30, 2008 12:00 pm

    {birds of a feather, GI}

  84. Selena permalink
    May 30, 2008 12:02 pm

    * wishes she had a goiter*

  85. May 30, 2008 12:05 pm

    because the goiter reminded the officer

  86. May 30, 2008 12:06 pm

    that he hadn’t had lunch. So he went to

  87. May 30, 2008 12:13 pm

    Mama’ house for some good old

  88. May 30, 2008 12:13 pm

    The Gnome Cafe, known for its

  89. May 30, 2008 12:13 pm

    (foiled!)

  90. May 30, 2008 12:27 pm

    Gnome Muffins with

  91. May 30, 2008 12:31 pm

    “real bits of gnome inside!”

  92. May 30, 2008 12:32 pm

    or so they claimed in advertising

  93. May 30, 2008 12:36 pm

    and you know false advertising is a crime

  94. May 30, 2008 12:40 pm

    that is so often overlooked. So

  95. May 30, 2008 12:42 pm

    he delicately stuck his fork

  96. Heidi permalink
    May 30, 2008 12:49 pm

    in his prime rib and walked

  97. May 30, 2008 12:50 pm

    boldly to the Gnome Cafe where

  98. May 30, 2008 12:56 pm

    he stole a lemonade slushy

  99. May 30, 2008 12:56 pm

    and because of guilt threw $5.00

  100. May 30, 2008 12:57 pm

    before anyone could yell “Citizen’s Arrest!”

  101. May 30, 2008 1:07 pm

    Oh my gosh, where did that

  102. May 30, 2008 1:16 pm

    gnome-eater come from?!

  103. May 30, 2008 2:09 pm

    He turned around

  104. Selena permalink
    May 30, 2008 2:10 pm

    and dropped it like it’s hot

  105. May 30, 2008 2:12 pm

    He went for the BBQ tongs and

  106. May 30, 2008 2:13 pm

    high-tailed it back to the flux capacitor

  107. May 30, 2008 2:15 pm

    and it hurtled him to 2106

  108. May 30, 2008 2:15 pm

    the tongs were just what he needed to

  109. May 30, 2008 2:24 pm

    survive in the future

  110. May 30, 2008 2:26 pm

    Without a good set of tongs we’ll be doomed to

  111. Selena permalink
    May 30, 2008 2:30 pm

    rock the casbah

  112. May 30, 2008 2:33 pm

    to the beat of

  113. May 30, 2008 2:49 pm

    [i’m just getting the chance to catch up. oh me oh my! this is a goody!!!]

  114. May 30, 2008 2:50 pm

    Country Western Music

  115. May 30, 2008 2:50 pm

    Indiana Jones Theme Song.

  116. May 30, 2008 2:50 pm

    All of the sudden the tongs started to vibrate

  117. May 30, 2008 2:52 pm

    and he found himself in 1959

  118. Selena permalink
    May 30, 2008 2:52 pm

    and it scared Al Gore

  119. May 30, 2008 2:53 pm

    because he was more comfortable in

  120. Selena permalink
    May 30, 2008 2:57 pm

    Depends

  121. May 30, 2008 3:05 pm

    (haha)

  122. TheNorEaster permalink
    May 30, 2008 3:35 pm

    until the drug companies invented a pill that eliminated the need to relieve for humans to relieve themselves, but the side effects

  123. May 30, 2008 3:58 pm

    were fatal….to your love life. After

  124. May 30, 2008 4:02 pm

    which we must find something else

  125. May 30, 2008 4:04 pm

    to keep us occupied or else…

  126. May 30, 2008 4:16 pm

    we’ll end up like that

  127. May 30, 2008 4:17 pm

    dude in 1836 who

  128. May 30, 2008 4:22 pm

    worked for Davy Crockett, until Davy died later that year.

  129. May 30, 2008 4:32 pm

    The coonskin cap was bequeathed to

  130. May 30, 2008 4:34 pm

    the gnome’s third cousin by remarriage

  131. May 30, 2008 4:38 pm

    whose name was Mike Fink

  132. May 30, 2008 4:38 pm

    he was also known as

  133. Heidi permalink
    May 30, 2008 4:48 pm

    Mick Jagger

  134. May 30, 2008 5:00 pm

    but only on December 6, 2008

  135. May 30, 2008 5:02 pm

    because

  136. TheNorEaster permalink
    May 30, 2008 5:06 pm

    he ate fruit fly salad.

  137. May 30, 2008 5:19 pm

    i mean, grandma’s waldorf fruit salad

  138. May 30, 2008 5:21 pm

    same thing only more crunchy

  139. May 30, 2008 5:23 pm

    with wings that get stuck between your teeth and

  140. May 30, 2008 5:23 pm

    the secret ingredient no-one knows about is

  141. May 30, 2008 5:26 pm

    Marzipan. Makes it takes extra

  142. May 30, 2008 5:27 pm

    (oops I mean “makes it TASTE extra)

  143. May 30, 2008 5:31 pm

    nutty, but it also

  144. May 30, 2008 5:33 pm

    caused an allergic reaction that

  145. May 30, 2008 5:34 pm

    the neighbor’s cat

  146. May 30, 2008 5:41 pm

    gave while serving fruit fly salad to

  147. May 30, 2008 5:48 pm

    the three blind mice

  148. May 30, 2008 5:49 pm

    the couple in the next room doing #11

  149. May 30, 2008 5:49 pm

    shoot darn

  150. May 30, 2008 5:50 pm

    three mice washing eachothers hair

  151. May 30, 2008 5:51 pm

    with nair

  152. May 30, 2008 5:53 pm

    Yikes! I had to step in and shake it up a bit Tam!
    I am thinking of chipmunks, actually alvin, simon and theodore!

  153. May 30, 2008 5:53 pm

    which quickly led to no hair, and

  154. May 30, 2008 5:57 pm

    caused people to stare. Suddenly,

  155. May 30, 2008 6:02 pm

    the one mouse that had

  156. May 30, 2008 6:06 pm

    the green nose

  157. May 30, 2008 6:08 pm

    decided to become a

  158. May 30, 2008 6:11 pm

    nun

  159. May 30, 2008 6:21 pm

    in the desert of

  160. May 30, 2008 6:21 pm

    at a convent in

  161. May 30, 2008 6:22 pm

    [darn!]

  162. May 30, 2008 6:23 pm

    Perpetual Purity,which is just 5 miles south of

  163. May 30, 2008 6:26 pm

    the Mexican border.

  164. May 30, 2008 6:39 pm

    That of course is near the town of

  165. May 30, 2008 6:43 pm

    Whoville

  166. May 30, 2008 6:52 pm

    Where Pete, Roger, Keith and John are playing all the time

  167. Selena permalink
    May 30, 2008 6:55 pm

    for crack money

  168. May 30, 2008 6:55 pm

    with Alvin, Simon and Theodore, except

  169. May 30, 2008 6:56 pm

    they are donating their winnings to charity

  170. Selena permalink
    May 30, 2008 7:04 pm

    pygmies in new guinea

  171. May 30, 2008 7:12 pm

    who’s mayor is Horace Who

  172. May 30, 2008 7:29 pm

    he was the last Who to

  173. Selena permalink
    May 30, 2008 7:31 pm

    pick a peck of pickled peppers

  174. May 30, 2008 7:34 pm

    and run around the Mulberry bush.

  175. May 30, 2008 7:43 pm

    before they all fell down

  176. May 30, 2008 7:47 pm

    and ran to the drug store to buy

  177. May 30, 2008 7:47 pm

    the large 7 day bottle of whoo-whoo creame

  178. May 30, 2008 7:48 pm

    [i told you i was bringing this to the story this week. You didn’t think I was going to forget, did you?]

  179. May 30, 2008 7:52 pm

    that works perfectly to

  180. Selena permalink
    May 30, 2008 7:57 pm

    soothe the critters

  181. May 30, 2008 7:57 pm

    relieve a mild case of

  182. May 30, 2008 8:07 pm

    that won’t stop digging in his head

  183. Selena permalink
    May 30, 2008 8:15 pm

    his chia head cha cha cha chia

  184. May 30, 2008 8:27 pm

    Speaking of cha cha, Charo showed up on the scene and said

  185. Selena permalink
    May 30, 2008 8:33 pm

    are you my baby’s daddy?

  186. May 30, 2008 8:33 pm

    “Who is Charo anyways?” Fee Fee over there

  187. May 30, 2008 9:01 pm

    scratched her ear

  188. May 30, 2008 9:25 pm

    then haucked a loogie all while

  189. May 30, 2008 9:42 pm

    i mean white, not while…green, and

  190. May 30, 2008 9:51 pm

    [uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh 😯 ]

  191. May 30, 2008 9:52 pm

    covered wtih

  192. May 30, 2008 9:53 pm

    [uuuuuhhhh 😯 ]

  193. May 30, 2008 9:53 pm

    covered with placenta

  194. May 30, 2008 9:54 pm

    (from last night’s discussion)

  195. May 30, 2008 10:05 pm

    {currently falling off chair LAUGHING!!!!!!!]

  196. May 30, 2008 10:11 pm

    so you know it’s gonna grow

  197. May 30, 2008 10:28 pm

    to 200 posts…come on, almost there

  198. May 30, 2008 10:35 pm

    “so don’t make me finish it up myself”, said Charo.

  199. May 30, 2008 10:55 pm

    She was alone in the room when

  200. May 30, 2008 11:08 pm

    the loogie stuck her to the wall!

  201. May 31, 2008 3:06 am

    Meanwhile, Back in Medford, it was….

    <B

  202. May 31, 2008 4:14 am

    disturbingly quiet

  203. May 31, 2008 5:38 am

    scary , how sound they sleep

  204. May 31, 2008 5:52 am

    while dreaming of Charo, critters, and chia pets!

  205. May 31, 2008 7:19 am

    Wait ! it’s not a chia pet – its Vinny’s goatee !!

  206. May 31, 2008 10:42 am

    (ahahahhahaha…hahahahhaha) I can’t even think now, please continue!

  207. May 31, 2008 12:03 pm

    [darla – hahahaha!]

    ***THE END***

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