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July 8, 2008

Give me your best Search Terms…

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  1. July 8, 2008 3:27 am

    These search terms are much more tame than the ones that lead to my blog. See you over at funny acronym Tuesday Tam. πŸ˜‰

  2. July 8, 2008 4:33 am

    Tam, some of these are hilarious! I especially enjoyed the final one – I will have to keep that in mind for the next time my brain overheats. So you blogged about chilling your brain? I might need the reference to that post just in case of an emergency. πŸ™‚

    Mine are pretty much boring. What is that saying about my blog? hm…

    I hope you are well. πŸ™‚

  3. July 8, 2008 5:00 am

    from today and yesterday:
    ~to wipe twice great santini
    ~superman flying through the air song
    ~spying on your wife naked
    😯

  4. July 8, 2008 5:13 am

    I think when I found you the search terms were something like

    hilarious video
    light hearted fun family
    friend

    πŸ™‚

  5. July 8, 2008 5:15 am

    ~Get lead out of butt

  6. July 8, 2008 5:41 am

    “black cup of black cofΓ©” – is today’s top so far

  7. Heidi permalink
    July 8, 2008 6:09 am

    our deepest fear
    brick wall
    girlfriends
    crave closeness
    PMS
    how to enlarge your boobs

    The last one really stumps me…… πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚

  8. July 8, 2008 6:13 am

    My search terms from today include:

    mens legs
    sexercise
    handstand walking charity 8 years
    bikini weightlifting
    pictures of women in tight shirts

  9. July 8, 2008 6:43 am

    whack you down…..that is hysterical

    i don’t even know how to know how people find me….

  10. July 8, 2008 7:12 am

    TotalTrannie……AAAAAAAAAAhhh those are funny! And yes that’s also a joke with the word play on your name. Sorry with some of those search items…I couldn’t help it!

  11. July 8, 2008 7:30 am

    Great stuff, Tam.

    My favorite search term for my blog is “back boobs” removed.

    Nice.

  12. July 8, 2008 7:39 am

    “yawning makes your brain chilled”?? ha ha!

  13. July 8, 2008 7:56 am

    Tam I listed mine yesterday…go check them out! I love TT’s list too!

  14. July 8, 2008 8:33 am

    “sounds like salad shooter”
    haha.

  15. July 8, 2008 8:55 am

    scariest: watch your wife for free.com

    best: true worshipper

    funniest: unexpected marriages in vegas

  16. July 8, 2008 8:58 am

    brainteaser (i know they’re looking for a different kind, though).

    poem for daddy

  17. July 8, 2008 9:46 am

    brodie harper nude –

    no seriously.

  18. July 8, 2008 10:01 am

    I lost your link once, I just typed in “Oreo”.

  19. July 8, 2008 10:02 am

    By the way, if you ever lose my link, just type in; “Tom Cruise look alike”.

  20. July 8, 2008 10:13 am

    brody – that was brent!

    cindy – back boobs? wow! hmmm… that’s unfortunate πŸ˜•

    all of yours are funny! i just dont get what people are thinking sometimes!

  21. July 8, 2008 10:15 am

    papa: HHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

  22. July 8, 2008 11:22 am

    “married swingers in Portland”

    We don’t even live in Portland.

    😯

  23. July 8, 2008 11:32 am

    Sorry, It was me that was lookin for

    Sounds like No No Salad Shooter…

  24. July 8, 2008 11:50 am

    who’s mind? You actually have a mind?

    Hey Tam, how about those videos that you made a while back singing?

  25. July 8, 2008 12:40 pm

    *how to bewitch christians (?)
    *cailis-does it work (more ??)
    *overcoming fatigue (?)
    * your hubs for mine (I don’t think so)

    those are the best ones lately…or the worst ones?

  26. July 8, 2008 1:31 pm

    About 90% of my traffic right now is coming from searches for “Wii fit calories” or “calories burned Wii Fit”. I think I need to do a little more experimenting with my heart rate monitor and the Wii Fit, as it appears there are tons of people curious about this….

  27. July 8, 2008 2:12 pm

    I just checked mine, and one of them was “I love receiving wedgies”

    😯

    I don’t. I promise.

    But I wonder who does???

  28. July 8, 2008 2:32 pm

    Best one today:

    Mary Magdelene’s son in law

  29. July 8, 2008 3:08 pm

    Mary Magdelene’s son in law

    Who is BillyBob for 300, Alex?

  30. July 8, 2008 3:18 pm

    hahahaha!

    you guys are cracking me up πŸ˜†

  31. July 8, 2008 3:19 pm

    Brody, that search didn’t have an IP attached to it did it…I’m just askin…

    😯

  32. July 8, 2008 3:20 pm

    brody – told you!!!!

  33. July 8, 2008 3:40 pm

    transvestite body waxing …I can’t believe I just posted that.

  34. July 8, 2008 3:48 pm

    “what is procedure for doing job on cj?”

    “is “prego” trademarked?”

  35. July 8, 2008 3:52 pm

    Pastor Pete!!!! 😯

  36. July 8, 2008 3:56 pm

    Hi, I came across your wordpress by a link placed on a post from their blog. I enjoy hearing the things that go through your mind and your smile is contagious. May the Lord continue to bless you and those you come in contact with through you! I’ll stop by again and I’ve added you to my blog roll, (hope that’s ok) very encouraging and inspiring venue you got going on here. Hope to dialogue with you in the future. In HIM ~ Heather

  37. July 8, 2008 4:10 pm

    I wanna go to Pastor Pete’s church!!

  38. July 8, 2008 4:52 pm

    just got 2 more weird ones today…

    naked at knightville dam

    knightville dam and nudity

    what the?!?!?!

    who ARE these people!!!????

  39. July 8, 2008 4:53 pm

    i bet they know brody πŸ˜•

  40. littlestepsoffaith permalink
    July 8, 2008 4:55 pm

    I don’t know how, but I search myself, and I get myself…nothing weird…guess I’m just special.
    (Yea, I bet all of you are going to try hard to find a whacked out search term for my name now…)

    ang

  41. July 8, 2008 5:03 pm

    I’m ashamed… all of mine are boring… things like “faith walk” and “discipleship” Dang, the luck!

  42. July 8, 2008 5:04 pm

    mocha looks like joey fatone

    πŸ˜€

  43. July 8, 2008 5:30 pm

    I’ve actually done a whole series about these…

    http://bigearcreations.blogspot.com/2008/06/you-googled-what-and-found-me.html

    my favs last month were

    “white underpants”
    Nipple sex
    light bulbs with wings
    “flower power man fashion hippie summer of love”

  44. July 8, 2008 5:37 pm

    dave –

    oh

    my

    wow!!!

    you win πŸ˜‰

  45. July 8, 2008 7:05 pm

    i’m such a loser…..how do i check mine? now i’m so curious. pastor pete cracks me up!!!! he was probably bright red just typing that comment. ya’ll really don’t know how cute he and brandi are. they are too much.

  46. July 8, 2008 7:08 pm

    mel – i dont know how you check your searches on blogspot. do you have google analytics?

    the waxy family – i cant wait to meet them some day! i am unashamedly in love with them. i know. disturbing.

  47. July 8, 2008 7:18 pm

    one of yesterday’s searches was: “jenni a sex”

    not sure what to think about that…

  48. July 8, 2008 8:07 pm

    someone said nipple sex 😯

  49. July 8, 2008 9:29 pm

    Today:

    platapus
    joshua george wheelchair
    miniscule ladybug picture
    manatee poems
    gross insect food

    “gross insect food” seems to be a popular search term. πŸ™‚

  50. July 8, 2008 9:52 pm

    is the lead singer of flyleaf married?
    – I can personally answer this: no.

    classmates.com porn
    – Umm… using Google, I ranked 3rd with those search terms because of this post:
    http://tinyurl.com/655mgq

  51. July 9, 2008 4:51 am

    I use Shiney Stat. It’s a really good free one.

    Google analytics also works well. Always a treat at the end of the month to give the monthly run down!

  52. July 9, 2008 5:25 am

    the best/awkward(est) one I ever got was: “wife to use.” Uhhh…awkward!!!! You know, especially being a pastor…yikes!

  53. July 9, 2008 10:39 am

    jenni – hahahaha! sorry πŸ˜•

    ed – “gross insect food”? you think there’s non-gross insect food? wow! people are funny

    joe – love you brother!!!

    dave – thanks for the help πŸ˜‰

    mark – i cant even begin to imagine what that search was truly for. creeeeeeepy!

  54. TheNorEaster permalink
    July 9, 2008 10:55 am

    My best search term?

    Hmph. You would NEVER believe me if I told you…

    …which I just might do, but not when I’m at the library with 3 minutes left on the computer. πŸ˜‰

  55. TheNorEaster permalink
    July 9, 2008 10:56 am

    Make that two minutes left. :mrgreen:

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