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Fill-In-Friday

July 11, 2008

So this is the deal. We’re all gonna write a story together. Only we each write a small bit at a time. One after the other. I will start the story out with an incomplete sentence and you follow to add to the story…and so on and so on. Darla and I decided to reinstate the 6 word maximum rule – it’ll make it much easier, trust us! Got it? Great!!! OH – don’t forget to REFRESH the page before you submit…just in case someone else has already added to the statement you were working with. Clear? Sure it is! Alright…HAVE FUN!!!!

here we go…

He wondered if he should say it. What would people think? Does it even matter? Maybe, he should…

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  1. July 11, 2008 3:03 am

    pop a breath mint first.

  2. July 11, 2008 3:09 am

    He thought, Come on man, get

  3. July 11, 2008 3:39 am

    nothing to it, just do it

  4. July 11, 2008 4:30 am

    so he took a deep breath

  5. July 11, 2008 4:39 am

    and inhaled about five dozen gnats

  6. July 11, 2008 4:41 am

    and said, “yum protein”

  7. July 11, 2008 4:47 am

    must..get…on..with…it, but

  8. July 11, 2008 4:52 am

    this would change everything and he

  9. July 11, 2008 5:34 am

    was sure that some would not

  10. July 11, 2008 5:42 am

    understand, but here goes, “It started …

  11. July 11, 2008 5:44 am

    when I ate that piece of toast using my toes to

  12. July 11, 2008 6:00 am

    but then he started having second thoughts about

  13. Heidi permalink
    July 11, 2008 6:15 am

    speaking… that word he just couldn’t get

  14. July 11, 2008 6:25 am

    was aluminum, it’s so hard to say, so he

  15. July 11, 2008 6:40 am

    Thought about it again, trying to get the aluminum taste out of his mouth,

  16. Heidi permalink
    July 11, 2008 6:58 am

    and realized that he just couldn’t do it again

  17. July 11, 2008 7:32 am

    not that thing he dreads

  18. July 11, 2008 7:35 am

    So he dreaded his hair instead.

  19. July 11, 2008 7:39 am

    and wondered why he did

  20. July 11, 2008 7:44 am

    because now he was a Jason Castro double and

  21. July 11, 2008 7:46 am

    well, you just can’t do anything with that kind of hair.

  22. July 11, 2008 7:57 am

    He sat down on the bench

  23. July 11, 2008 7:57 am

    and mumbled to himself, “

  24. July 11, 2008 8:07 am

    “Don’t eat cookies. Don’t eat cookies” over and over

  25. July 11, 2008 8:31 am

    Just then, a tractor trailor truck

  26. July 11, 2008 8:31 am

    loaded with oreo cookies

  27. July 11, 2008 8:32 am

    overturned right in front of him!

  28. July 11, 2008 8:45 am

    But had great willpower, just like Alece. So he

  29. July 11, 2008 8:57 am

    only ate 100, instead of all of them while singing

  30. July 11, 2008 8:59 am

    chocolate cookies, chocolate cookies, chocolate cookies, yum, yum, yum

  31. July 11, 2008 9:02 am

    oh how I love double stuff

  32. July 11, 2008 9:03 am

    ,thinking buying a web cam would

  33. July 11, 2008 9:12 am

    would help him interact with

  34. July 11, 2008 9:51 am

    the great big honker.

  35. July 11, 2008 9:52 am

    who just bought an i-phone that

  36. July 11, 2008 10:00 am

    will do everything but iron

  37. July 11, 2008 10:12 am

    your underwear, so he

  38. July 11, 2008 10:31 am

    popped in another breath mint

    (you all are strange)

  39. July 11, 2008 10:37 am

    and discovered that breath mints and chocolate

  40. July 11, 2008 10:37 am

    and started to speak to the tractor, which said,

  41. July 11, 2008 10:37 am

    (hahaha, we posted at the same time I guess…)

  42. July 11, 2008 11:04 am

    create a chemical reaction that

  43. July 11, 2008 11:08 am

    rendered him purple. And short.

  44. July 11, 2008 11:11 am

    Well not that short, like darla

  45. July 11, 2008 11:13 am

    and still with a problem to

  46. July 11, 2008 11:55 am

    communicate, or does he?

  47. July 11, 2008 11:59 am

    But using his new iphone he brushed his teeth

  48. July 11, 2008 12:07 pm

    , listened to music, and ordered a pizza.

    [i can’t believe i made it into the story!!]

  49. July 11, 2008 12:11 pm

    before the battery went dead, so

  50. July 11, 2008 12:14 pm

    (love alece!)
    wondering how long it takes to charge

  51. July 11, 2008 12:22 pm

    [thanks, darla!]

  52. July 11, 2008 12:31 pm

    $500.00 worth of pantyhose on his maxed

  53. July 11, 2008 12:35 pm

    dutch brothers gift card he

  54. July 11, 2008 12:36 pm

    just got from a hippie

  55. July 11, 2008 12:49 pm

    who was cleverly disguised as

  56. July 11, 2008 12:52 pm

    joan rivers in drag.

  57. Selena permalink
    July 11, 2008 12:56 pm

    Joan Rivers took off her/his weave and shouted…

  58. July 11, 2008 1:02 pm

    “girls can we talk”

  59. July 11, 2008 1:04 pm

    At which point an emperor penguin

  60. July 11, 2008 1:07 pm

    started quoting aycronyms he had read

  61. July 11, 2008 1:10 pm

    on total’s blog, but in chinese

  62. July 11, 2008 1:13 pm

    with a texas accent, standing with

  63. July 11, 2008 1:13 pm

    a blind one legged hooker with

  64. July 11, 2008 1:15 pm

    a friend who owned a beer factory where dwarfs made of chocolate

  65. Selena permalink
    July 11, 2008 1:17 pm

    (I heart the one-legged hooker!)

  66. July 11, 2008 1:17 pm

    (I heart dwarfs made of chocolate)

  67. Selena permalink
    July 11, 2008 1:17 pm

    tried biting eachother’s chocolate ears

  68. July 11, 2008 1:19 pm

    but lost their balance (beer ya know)

  69. July 11, 2008 1:23 pm

    but ended up biting something else instead. 😯

  70. July 11, 2008 1:24 pm

    , couldnt hear joan without their ears

  71. July 11, 2008 1:25 pm

    (shoot darn!)

  72. July 11, 2008 1:28 pm

    chocolate dwarfs missing arms and ears

  73. July 11, 2008 1:36 pm

    have a hard tim using

  74. dfsportsblog permalink
    July 11, 2008 2:05 pm

    their arms to hug their turtles

  75. dfsportsblog permalink
    July 11, 2008 2:06 pm

    for the have none

    (boohoo)

  76. July 11, 2008 2:17 pm

    cuz joan rivers ate them!

  77. Heidi permalink
    July 11, 2008 2:47 pm

    as Jerry Lewis watched what a sight

  78. July 11, 2008 2:49 pm

    he talked about it on the tel-a-thon

  79. Heidi permalink
    July 11, 2008 2:50 pm

    a tele thon for

  80. July 11, 2008 3:10 pm

    iPhone Addicts ‘R’ Us!

  81. July 11, 2008 3:17 pm

    He popped another breath mint, then he

  82. July 11, 2008 3:32 pm

    and did an undignified dance

  83. July 11, 2008 3:36 pm

    because he had just invented “Girl Scout Thin Mints”

  84. July 11, 2008 3:37 pm

    So much for not eating cookies or chocolate Joan Rivers

  85. July 11, 2008 3:38 pm

    thin mints and iphones..yummy

  86. July 11, 2008 3:58 pm

    still, pondering what he should say…

  87. July 11, 2008 4:07 pm

    and then it came to him, finally

  88. Heidi permalink
    July 11, 2008 4:10 pm

    I can twitter too

  89. July 11, 2008 4:36 pm

    but it doesn’t change that I

  90. boffthewall permalink
    July 11, 2008 5:11 pm

    don’t know what twitter means

  91. July 11, 2008 5:22 pm

    because I’ve been living under a

  92. July 11, 2008 5:27 pm

    giant recycling bin made of cow

  93. July 11, 2008 5:28 pm

    udders that have been

  94. July 11, 2008 5:36 pm

    formented in yaks milk for over

  95. July 11, 2008 5:39 pm

    2 minutes. meanwhile, pondering his thoughts…

  96. TheNorEaster permalink
    July 11, 2008 5:56 pm

    he wondered about

  97. July 11, 2008 6:19 pm

    the chocolate acrostic dwarfs

  98. July 11, 2008 6:21 pm

    And why he still has nothing to say (LOL @ the story…)

  99. July 11, 2008 6:22 pm

    Maybe its cuz of chocolate dwarfs and breath mints….

  100. July 11, 2008 6:25 pm

    that turn into magic unicorns when you

  101. July 11, 2008 6:27 pm

    continue to fumble over the right words to

  102. TheNorEaster permalink
    July 11, 2008 6:28 pm

    say the magic words so that

  103. July 11, 2008 6:33 pm

    he can find the words to finally

  104. July 11, 2008 6:34 pm

    (someone please give this poor character the right words to say?!?!)

  105. TheNorEaster permalink
    July 11, 2008 6:35 pm

    “Give me SuperGrover or you will NEVER SEE OSCAR THE GROUCH AGAIN!!!!!!”

  106. July 11, 2008 6:44 pm

    Animal will come to the rescue

  107. TheNorEaster permalink
    July 11, 2008 6:46 pm

    and Kermit will make a cameo with

  108. July 11, 2008 6:48 pm

    Thomas Jefferson and Coldplay….

  109. July 11, 2008 6:50 pm

    and Toby Mac will pop a wheely!

  110. July 11, 2008 6:57 pm

    (i love how these never make sense, but we still manage to keep going on as if they do!)

    😆

  111. July 11, 2008 6:57 pm

    (are they supposed to make sense? my bad)

  112. July 11, 2008 6:58 pm

    After he said this, his piers

  113. July 11, 2008 7:07 pm

    (hehehehe – oh yah! nope. theyre not)

  114. July 11, 2008 7:14 pm

    were looking on in 😯

  115. TheNorEaster permalink
    July 11, 2008 7:14 pm

    the giant sea turtle that never

  116. July 11, 2008 7:19 pm

    ever speaks said, “what

  117. July 11, 2008 7:19 pm

    the &^%$#@!

  118. July 11, 2008 7:19 pm

  119. July 11, 2008 7:20 pm

    did you have a brain fart?

  120. TheNorEaster permalink
    July 11, 2008 7:20 pm

    “…is going on with these blog people?!?!?!”

  121. TheNorEaster permalink
    July 11, 2008 7:21 pm

    [Yes. I did. Heh. 😉 ]

  122. July 11, 2008 7:22 pm

    😆

  123. July 11, 2008 7:22 pm

    Bc everyone knows giant sea turtles

  124. July 11, 2008 7:30 pm

    they live next door

  125. TheNorEaster permalink
    July 11, 2008 7:34 pm

    to hobbits with hairy feet and

  126. July 11, 2008 7:36 pm

    to Charlie the unicorn

  127. July 11, 2008 7:41 pm

    whose booger collection is

  128. July 11, 2008 7:48 pm

    only second to Tam’s

  129. TheNorEaster permalink
    July 11, 2008 7:50 pm

    glee when she realized she didn’t

  130. TheNorEaster permalink
    July 11, 2008 7:50 pm

    ever have to buy Brent a

  131. TheNorEaster permalink
    July 11, 2008 7:50 pm

    present again. Ever. Like magic unicorns and

  132. July 11, 2008 7:56 pm

    silver flying bunnies or even

  133. July 11, 2008 7:58 pm

    (cant add to story. laughing too hard!!!!)

  134. TheNorEaster permalink
    July 11, 2008 8:05 pm

    fluff-filled fill-in-friday laughing gas!

  135. July 11, 2008 8:28 pm

    So he finally realized he had

  136. July 11, 2008 10:52 pm

    To just go to sleep, because friday is now over, and he will just worry about what to say tomorrow. ZZZZZzzzzzzz

  137. July 12, 2008 5:30 am

    [oh my stinkin’ cow – this is insane!]

  138. TheNorEaster permalink
    July 12, 2008 6:39 am

    But tomorrow never came because of that STINKIN’ COW!!! What stinkin’ cow…? he thought to himself as he drifted off to sleep. And he slept through the whole week and decided to set his alarm for the NEXT FILL-IN-FRIDAY!!!

  139. July 12, 2008 8:24 am

    but then he heard “mooooooo”……

  140. TheNorEaster permalink
    July 12, 2008 11:16 am

    so he got a gun and killed the cow. And went back to bed.

  141. July 12, 2008 12:03 pm

    And had dreams of T-bone and rump roast.

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