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July 18, 2008

So this is the deal. We’re all gonna write a story together. Only we each write a small bit at a time. One after the other. I will start the story out with an incomplete sentence and you follow to add to the story…and so on and so on. Darla and I decided to reinstate the 6 word maximum rule – it’ll make it much easier, trust us! Got it? Great!!! OH – don’t forget to REFRESH the page before you submit…just in case someone else has already added to the statement you were working with. Clear? Sure it is! Alright…HAVE FUN!!!!

here we go…

Browsing through the 2nd hand store something caught her eye, something familiar…

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  1. July 18, 2008 1:27 am

    Can it be? Why yes! It was the one, the only,

  2. July 18, 2008 4:36 am

    whatchamacallit!!!!!!!!!!

    She was so excited to

  3. July 18, 2008 4:57 am

    find one in her size she

  4. Heidi permalink
    July 18, 2008 5:30 am

    gasp for air, and jump up and down

  5. July 18, 2008 5:33 am

    On a giant fat squirrel who

  6. July 18, 2008 5:42 am

    eating a bagel with cream cheese

  7. July 18, 2008 6:23 am

    “OH NO!” Look what I’ve done!

  8. TheNorEaster permalink
    July 18, 2008 6:38 am

    said the squirrel, who had actually

  9. July 18, 2008 6:46 am

    forgotten to brush his teeth

  10. July 18, 2008 7:08 am

    and fur.

    Suddenly, from across the

  11. Heidi permalink
    July 18, 2008 7:13 am

    Parking lot at K-mart

  12. July 18, 2008 7:20 am

    came her husband running towards her

  13. ramsey72 permalink
    July 18, 2008 7:40 am

    Like a scene out of Baywatch

  14. July 18, 2008 7:41 am

    except it wasn’t the “jiggle” we were hoping for….

  15. July 18, 2008 7:59 am

    He was modeling his new

  16. July 18, 2008 8:02 am

    tube top and grass skirt he

  17. July 18, 2008 8:05 am

    knit out of toe cheese he

  18. July 18, 2008 8:17 am

    looked around suspiciously, “Have you seen

  19. Heidi permalink
    July 18, 2008 8:23 am

    my new skirt and matching roos?

  20. July 18, 2008 8:26 am

    He remembered he had his whistle

  21. July 18, 2008 8:26 am

    yes, mandy thompson has run off

  22. July 18, 2008 8:27 am

    (dang it! ignore #21. shoot! i’ll get miss mandy pants in here somehow 😕 )

  23. July 18, 2008 8:37 am

    so he put it in his

  24. July 18, 2008 8:39 am

    man purse, and

  25. July 18, 2008 8:39 am

    [mandypants? why? why? why???!!!]

  26. July 18, 2008 8:45 am

    ran into mandyT who was sitting in a corner, in fetal position, rocking back and forth, crying…”why? why? why???!!!

  27. July 18, 2008 8:46 am

    (its my blog i can break the rules)

    😀

    (it was SO worth it!)

  28. July 18, 2008 9:17 am

    why does she pick on me so? Oh will she ever get saved ???

  29. ss63 permalink
    July 18, 2008 9:37 am

    then she glanced at her watch:

  30. July 18, 2008 9:46 am

    grabbed her leg warmers and ran!

  31. July 18, 2008 9:46 am

    But it wasn’t digital, so she couldn’t tell the time!

  32. ss63 permalink
    July 18, 2008 9:49 am

    the hands pointed to the north

  33. Jim2 permalink
    July 18, 2008 9:55 am

    and waved frantically, trying to

  34. July 18, 2008 10:20 am

    (tam, I just emailed you)

  35. July 18, 2008 10:40 am

    stop her from running into the

  36. ss63 permalink
    July 18, 2008 10:52 am

    buy one get one free! 🙂
    (fun blog…found you on Fred McKinnon’s)

  37. July 18, 2008 10:54 am

    sign at the fair

  38. July 18, 2008 10:58 am

    (thanks ss63. do you have a bog??? AND…SO glad you’re here!)

  39. July 18, 2008 10:59 am

    , she forgot she was at the fair!

  40. July 18, 2008 11:00 am

    She gathered some money and headed

  41. July 18, 2008 11:01 am

    Alas! Her nose was broken

  42. July 18, 2008 11:04 am

    for the galapagos islands

  43. July 18, 2008 11:04 am

    and then also broke her toe

  44. July 18, 2008 11:05 am

    where oreos grow on trees

  45. July 18, 2008 11:06 am

    ( okay this sounds a little too colorful)

  46. July 18, 2008 11:06 am

    (dang! ang ran me over..i did refresh..pouting)

  47. Heidi permalink
    July 18, 2008 11:31 am

    AND MILK RUNS IN STREAMS

  48. July 18, 2008 11:35 am

    and then she woke up from her daydream! And..

  49. July 18, 2008 11:37 am

    fair food will have to do

  50. July 18, 2008 11:38 am

    corndogs and elephant ears

  51. July 18, 2008 11:39 am

    Oh but she needed to get to the soccer game

  52. July 18, 2008 11:41 am

    and this crowd was tough

  53. July 18, 2008 11:45 am

    they were angrily looking for their teeth…

  54. July 18, 2008 11:53 am

    and Preperation-H

  55. July 18, 2008 11:56 am

    which is great for

  56. July 18, 2008 11:58 am

    puffy eyes and toilet rings.

  57. July 18, 2008 12:00 pm

    But Mandy had already used the prep-h for her

  58. July 18, 2008 12:03 pm

    vocal chords, but(t) quickly found

  59. July 18, 2008 12:03 pm

    They shrunk her vocal cords making her sound like

  60. July 18, 2008 12:03 pm

    It didn’t work but only made

  61. July 18, 2008 12:04 pm

    the lollipop guild from The

  62. July 18, 2008 12:04 pm

    (aww nuts)

  63. July 18, 2008 12:04 pm

    rise of the elephants movie

  64. TheNorEaster permalink
    July 18, 2008 12:05 pm

    starring

  65. July 18, 2008 12:05 pm

    The sound made all the

  66. July 18, 2008 12:12 pm

    [i WISH y’all could hear how hard i’m laughing!!!!!!!!!! my neighbors sure can!!!!!!]

  67. July 18, 2008 12:16 pm

    (yeah this is pretty funny… as usual 🙂 )

  68. July 18, 2008 12:19 pm

    (where the heck are we here????)

  69. July 18, 2008 12:21 pm

    (dunno… thats why I didn’t add anything…)

  70. Heidi permalink
    July 18, 2008 12:25 pm

    (( I’m in San Diego.. eating a 3 musketeers))

    (( where are you))

  71. July 18, 2008 12:26 pm

    (HA… good one Heidi LOL )

  72. July 18, 2008 12:28 pm

    gnomes close their ears. Suddenly. A man appeared.

  73. July 18, 2008 12:28 pm

    (I’ve been waiting for something to happen so I can add)
    (Even took a shower while waiting)
    (Don’t want to look stupid-er for adding something that doesn’t make sense)
    (Wait, none of it makes sense)

  74. July 18, 2008 12:28 pm

    music…

  75. July 18, 2008 12:28 pm

    And screamed from the top of his lungs…

  76. July 18, 2008 12:28 pm

    “I WANT TO LOVE YOU LIKE PAUL BUNYAN!”

  77. July 18, 2008 12:29 pm

    dancing…fireworks…(I’m trying to make a bad situation better)

  78. July 18, 2008 12:29 pm

    (it’s not working ang)

  79. July 18, 2008 12:29 pm

    [ i was so going there with that!!!!!!!!!!]

    {hahahahahahahaha}

  80. July 18, 2008 12:30 pm

    Then an explosion

  81. July 18, 2008 12:30 pm

    (Oh Goodness, this is starting to sound like a family guy episode)

  82. July 18, 2008 12:31 pm

    made all their hair fall out

  83. July 18, 2008 12:32 pm

    into their plate of

  84. July 18, 2008 12:33 pm

    spam.

  85. Heidi permalink
    July 18, 2008 12:33 pm

    Kraft Macaroni Cheese

  86. July 18, 2008 12:33 pm

    Everyone know spam & Kraft tastes

  87. Heidi permalink
    July 18, 2008 12:34 pm

    ((urrrh))

  88. July 18, 2008 12:34 pm

    like poop.

  89. July 18, 2008 12:35 pm

    (HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA)

  90. July 18, 2008 12:35 pm

    Although if you add a little

  91. July 18, 2008 12:37 pm

    salt and A1. It tastes like steak.

  92. July 18, 2008 12:37 pm

    Crappy steak, but steak nonetheless

  93. July 18, 2008 12:39 pm

    Just then. Brent showed up with his band “the law.” They were all clad in thong unitards. They broke into a rendition of Bon Jovi’s Living on a prayer. It was like angels singing. But the peace was broken when through the back door bursted…

  94. July 18, 2008 12:39 pm

    Even better if

  95. July 18, 2008 12:39 pm

    (aww nuts again… darn refresh)

  96. July 18, 2008 12:40 pm

    and in walked inprogress who was

  97. July 18, 2008 12:40 pm

    angry at Steven because he was

  98. July 18, 2008 12:41 pm

    using too many words

  99. July 18, 2008 12:41 pm

    on the limited fill in friday

  100. July 18, 2008 12:42 pm

    Steven apologized. And then

  101. July 18, 2008 12:42 pm

    (LOL… what was this story about again? I’m lost LOL )

  102. July 18, 2008 12:43 pm

    prepped the spare room for Brent

  103. July 18, 2008 12:45 pm

    to get busy Bunyan style!

  104. July 18, 2008 12:46 pm

    They had to remove their shoes

  105. July 18, 2008 12:47 pm

    and cracked all their corns

  106. July 18, 2008 12:48 pm

    and popped their plantar’s warts

  107. July 18, 2008 12:50 pm

    which set the mood for

  108. July 18, 2008 12:52 pm

    hot and steamy…

  109. July 18, 2008 12:53 pm

    popcorn and a movie

  110. July 18, 2008 12:54 pm

    #11

  111. July 18, 2008 12:54 pm

    (oops, sorry)

  112. July 18, 2008 1:00 pm

    {wow. just wow}

  113. July 18, 2008 1:16 pm

    Go sox! {responding to friendly Avatar above me}
    That’ s what caught her eye in the first place. The pair
    of Red Sox tix left in the pocket of the dress at the 2nd hand store.

  114. July 18, 2008 1:22 pm

    Yes i have a blog Tam,
    My name is Jamie
    BRAND new to blogging. but I guarantee im putting up something rediculous like this one on my blog. :-)) Made my DAY !!! ss63.worpress (song of solomon chap 6 verse 3)

  115. July 18, 2008 1:23 pm

    search me on facebook too Jamie Burnside

  116. July 18, 2008 2:06 pm

    and a big helping of (from #109)

  117. Heidi permalink
    July 18, 2008 2:08 pm

    milk duds

  118. July 18, 2008 2:13 pm

    and chicklets to fill in the missing

  119. July 18, 2008 2:22 pm

    missing teeth due to

  120. July 18, 2008 2:31 pm

    biting off beer bottle caps when

  121. Heidi permalink
    July 18, 2008 2:43 pm

    He was sitting on the bumper of 65 Chevy truck with

  122. July 18, 2008 2:47 pm

    gratefuldead hippies now pastors at

  123. July 18, 2008 2:47 pm

    mandys yard gnomes singing rockabilly tunes.

  124. July 18, 2008 2:48 pm

    (wha?!?! 😆 )

  125. Heidi permalink
    July 18, 2008 2:48 pm

    Missing her GA roots

  126. July 18, 2008 2:48 pm

    (sorry..just delete me)

  127. July 18, 2008 2:48 pm

    (NO deleting! this is TOO funny!)

  128. Heidi permalink
    July 18, 2008 2:49 pm

    Schucking corn

  129. July 18, 2008 2:49 pm

    and picking her teeth

  130. Heidi permalink
    July 18, 2008 2:50 pm

    with the toothpick from the glovebox

  131. July 18, 2008 2:50 pm

    she thought of a song and started

  132. July 18, 2008 2:51 pm

    “home, home with the gnome”

  133. boffthewall permalink
    July 18, 2008 2:51 pm

    where the deer and the antelope play

  134. July 18, 2008 2:53 pm

    where seldom is heard a sensible word

  135. July 18, 2008 3:03 pm

    and the transplanted southern belles say –

  136. July 18, 2008 3:06 pm

    Why on earth would you SKIP a chance to #11?

  137. Heidi permalink
    July 18, 2008 3:07 pm

    with a popcorn and a movie

  138. July 18, 2008 3:07 pm

    (Amen…Heidi. That would just complete the ambience right there!)

  139. July 18, 2008 3:08 pm

    like deja vu all over again we

  140. Heidi permalink
    July 18, 2008 3:08 pm

    ((he he he))

  141. July 18, 2008 3:09 pm

    (when did “#11” get in here??)

  142. Heidi permalink
    July 18, 2008 3:11 pm

    ((you know those Mandys!!)) hehehe

  143. July 18, 2008 3:14 pm

    remember that Christians enjoy sex

  144. Heidi permalink
    July 18, 2008 3:15 pm

    It’s bibical

  145. July 18, 2008 3:15 pm

    and we are called to it

  146. July 18, 2008 3:16 pm

    but not in Kmarts parkinglot

  147. Heidi permalink
    July 18, 2008 3:17 pm

    or even beds of pickup trucks

  148. Heidi permalink
    July 18, 2008 3:19 pm

    and definately not with a gnome from GA

  149. July 18, 2008 3:20 pm

    unless the gnome happens to

  150. July 18, 2008 3:27 pm

    be your very short husband and

  151. July 18, 2008 3:37 pm

    and like country music

  152. July 18, 2008 3:38 pm

    (I added #11 on comment #110..but someone skipped it…I COULDN’T let that happen)

  153. July 18, 2008 3:43 pm

    Cause it’s alright to be Itty bitty..

  154. July 18, 2008 3:48 pm

    teeny weenie, but no bikini

  155. July 18, 2008 3:51 pm

    s are allowed at the fair.

  156. July 18, 2008 3:54 pm

    but that doesnt stop the classy gals

  157. July 18, 2008 3:57 pm

    from wearing them in the shaved ice booth.

  158. July 18, 2008 3:59 pm

    and pulling out their eyelashes

  159. boffthewall permalink
    July 18, 2008 4:04 pm

    they also get frostbite

  160. July 18, 2008 4:18 pm

    but the sno-cones are free

  161. July 18, 2008 4:19 pm

    of mascara chunks for the most part

  162. Heidi permalink
    July 18, 2008 4:44 pm

    are free of charge

  163. July 18, 2008 6:20 pm

    if you donate a limb of your choice

  164. TheNorEaster permalink
    July 18, 2008 6:24 pm

    so long as it’s not from a turkey

  165. July 18, 2008 6:25 pm

    you will receive

  166. July 18, 2008 6:31 pm

    a limb from the opposite side!

  167. July 18, 2008 6:43 pm

    An opposite limb would be a bmil and those…

  168. July 19, 2008 5:54 pm

    are reallllly hard to find.

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