fill in friday – a community story
fill in friday
creating a story – one comment at a time
1-FIF will now have a 300 comment limit. not that there will be that many. but this will help keep the video at an acceptable length of time
2-the last commenter will be asked to start out the next weeks fill in friday story. of course you can decline. but please don’t
3-each comment should be no less than 3 words and no more than 5 words
4-dont forget to refresh the page before you submit your comment just in case someone has beat you to it
that’s not so bad. easy rules to follow, eh?
some of the other brain work behind FIF “a community story”… the Princess pretty much started this “story” idea a while back. yah. she’s pretty incredible!
lets get started!
our starter this week comes from the one and only kristiapplesauce!!!!
OMGOSH! Dad forgot to…
uncovered what appeared to be
[oops sorry lori – i changed the starter sentence but i think it still works with your comment too! well done!! 😉 ]
oddly a huge thing of
dill pickles that he found
These were no ordanary pickels,
They grew on trees
Just like bananas
and in certain places, money
could be found right behind
the leaves, in big brown
Furry pouches like
wombats and wallabees. Tam said,
oops I forgot to
pick up dutch and oreos,
you know i love oreos!
So she left and went
down to the 7-11 and picked up
(that first Lori, wasn’t me. Hi Lori! Nice to meet you!! Just wanted to clear any future confusion…)
the little green man that
loves oreos too!
Cute, green, pot of gold
exploded and out came
a wicked stench
the smell strangely like
that old man who did
pushups on the beach every
morning as his fat dangled loosely
out of the spandex. Surprised,
shocked, dismayed, horrified? You Betcha!
Knowing that crack kills, she
quickly got some spackle to fill
it, but(t) to her surprise…
spackle can only fix so
without becoming a huge…
the walls the crack she was filling was enormous she needed
((oopsies))
problem, she went to Wal- mart for help
peanutbutter and jeally. So off she
but there was no help so
(Jeally?)
[oh boy. what happened here?]
😆
so she took a moment to 😆 …
(ck is killing me with the cheap sunglasses and jeally) 😆
(k, did I fub it up? because I am lost)
(what happened here?! I tried to jump in…the one time in a million I decide to try and I leave out the word “much”…spackle can only fix so…much without becoming a huge…then HEIDI jumps in with her addition…and…well, let’s just say…I can’t play this game…it’s embarrassing 😳 )
(( michelle it wasn’t you…. it was me… oh BTW you are on my list too!))
[oh look everyone…its the usual chaos that ensues here! I. LOVE. IT!!!]
so she took a moment to
to gather her 19 kids and off
Blowing it all off, she decided
(hahahahahaha go with heidis)
This crack was still too big she needed to call in the
to stuff mart to get more
(sawreeeeeeeee….heidi..go with it…I am going out and will not crash again til later..)
more kids exclaimed her husband?
“I told you to sleep on
the patio. Make sure you
((yeah, Heidi, I really stopped THAT comment thread in it’s tracks. 😳 I think I better go to sleep. 😉 ))
lock the door behind you.
Now that everything was quiet,
but only for a second
she’d finally be able to
remember where she put
her secret stash of waterproof
baby powder. The last time
vegetable oil to slather
{ oh dang it!]
[The last time she used, vegetable oil to slather]
on her sore
middle left toe. The toe had
been part of a terrible
two’s outburst from the twins
Shattered and Shadooby. Each one
had chomped a toe and
yelled, “Watch out we are
right here! We are invisible!
Those “Mr. Clean” magic erasers
work better than I thought.
yet could they possibly erase
all the splatter left by
that plate of spaghetti, dropped
and shattered (shadooby), olives and
meatballs, oh the meatballs
got in his avatar mullet
Seriously, it was everywhere. How
would they ever swim in
the kiddie pool again?
Backstroke, probably, because who wants
mess with the dog paddle?
Suddenly someone sneezed and
they were all teleported to
Roberts blog for some serious
on line ballet lessons!
Complete with slippers, tutus and
a shiny tiara to match.
You know, the kind with
spikes, for the masculine type?
& duct tape instead of ribbon
yes, the ribbon is too
girly, yaknow? Then, with
a pair of rusty pliers
Pulled out all the rhinestones and inserted
gummy bears. The then danced
the hokey pokey while playin
playin the bag pipes. It wasn’t
until the the mohitios were
served that they danced like
Kevin Bacon in footloose. However
no one else seemed
to have loose feet
but everyone did have three
noses with gold piercings.
Meanwhile, back at the ranch,
it was time for the band
to play 76 trombones, while
partridge in a pear tree
wasn’t on the set list…
“brick house” was, and that…
was totally rockin’ cool!…..
Until the mangos kidnapped the
bandleader as a ransom for
Mom. We have to get
waterguns and water balloons
filled with purple dye, then
head to Mars to start
this sad story over again.