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October 4, 2008

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  1. Heather b permalink
    October 4, 2008 2:22 pm

    I’m sorry, but only really disgusting captions (bodily functions) come to mind… I am such a sixth grader at heart! hahaha…

  2. October 4, 2008 3:06 pm

    as mr. and mrs. bealer walked across the finish line of Race for the Pure [a 1/2 mile walk-a-thon to raise money for new research of water-based flatulent retardants], they stopped long enough for mr. bealer to practice his captain morgan pose for the awards ceremony and mrs. bealer to focus her stink eye on the first place winners, none other than the Taminator and fam!

  3. October 4, 2008 3:10 pm

    “I am done shopping at Wal-Mart, when is the bus coming to take us back to the Senior Center? I sure hope mama like my new shorts!”

  4. Heidi permalink
    October 4, 2008 3:19 pm

    Sodo you think I’m still studly??

  5. October 4, 2008 3:28 pm

    In which Mr. X addresses Mrs. X’s atrocious behavior at the Sno Cone stand.

  6. October 4, 2008 4:00 pm

    Look, I know you let that kid outrun you, but can’t let that get you down. You’ll do better next time, I promise. Now, get up, go get some oxygen and be ready for the next one.

  7. October 4, 2008 4:40 pm

    “Now that doesn’t look right”

    “I haven’t seen one of those in YEARS!”

  8. October 4, 2008 4:40 pm

    Sorry. 😆

  9. heidi permalink
    October 4, 2008 5:07 pm


  10. October 4, 2008 5:23 pm

    ” You want to be sure that you jist have one leg on the ground, beatrice, because those rattle snakes come mighty quick!”

    ” I don’t care about rattle snakes, I was supposed to be a the bingo hall hours ago!”

  11. October 4, 2008 6:10 pm

    We’re bringing sexy back!

  12. October 4, 2008 6:35 pm

    Due to budget restraints, the mall has contracted with the local senior center, deciding that since they are going to walk around the mall they may as well be productive. Last Tuesday, however, proved to be too much for the newest recruits after a shoplifter was able to walk through the parking lot at a leisurely pace leaving these two wondering what had just happened. In an interview by Fox News, the woman reported that she felt as though she’d run a marathon, while her partner admitted to stopping for a soft pretzel.

  13. October 4, 2008 7:16 pm

    “look, honey. You suck, basically. You can’t run. You see all those people who just went past us? It means they’re IN SHAPE. And frankly, I can’t wait for you any longer. Now I’m gonna go on ahead.”

  14. TheNorEaster permalink
    October 4, 2008 7:59 pm

    “Will you STOP THAT? You know I HATE IT when you let it ALL HANG OUT! I TOLD YOU NOT to wear THOSE SHORTS!!!”

    Ah ha ha ha ha!!!!

    [Oh my. That was BAD!]

  15. October 4, 2008 8:09 pm

    I am cracking up at you guys!!!

    Thanks for the laughs 😉

  16. October 4, 2008 8:13 pm

    Is that Big foot over there?

  17. October 4, 2008 8:13 pm

    Maybe we should call those tablerock guys about it

  18. October 4, 2008 8:33 pm

    samantha – NIIIICE 😆

  19. October 5, 2008 5:33 pm

    Stop it.

  20. October 31, 2008 12:11 am

    “oh, hon! you went commando again!?”

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