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“why you no have?”

September 9, 2009

thanks to jenni clayville, we are addicted to this woman!

enjoy

from → comedy, video
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  1. Crystal Renaud permalink
    September 9, 2009 9:01 pm

    “you wawn kital geel?” amazing.

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  2. Joy Renée permalink
    September 9, 2009 9:02 pm

    oh. my. word.
    i practically know this whole act by heart.

    yoo liiie crital jao?

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    • tam permalink*
      September 9, 2009 9:08 pm

      ha! we have watched this SO many times! kass watches it every day!

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  3. Joy Renée permalink
    September 9, 2009 9:02 pm

    hahaha!!! great minds crystal!

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  4. mandie segura permalink
    September 9, 2009 9:10 pm

    This is TOO funny! Love it Tam!

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    • tam permalink*
      September 10, 2009 8:26 pm

      google her for more laughs. you wont be sorry.

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  5. Stretch Mark Mama permalink
    September 9, 2009 9:14 pm

    Oh, she does a great Chinglish accent!

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    • tam permalink*
      September 10, 2009 8:25 pm

      shes much better at it than jenni clayville too

      😯

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      • Brandy permalink
        September 10, 2009 9:31 pm

        I think those may be fightin’ words! (I noticed miss clayville has not made an appearance here yet!) 😆

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  6. Crystal Renaud permalink
    September 9, 2009 9:15 pm

    oh and you know she loves Jesus, too, right? her website has a whole section about her faith.

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    • tam permalink*
      September 10, 2009 8:01 pm

      i love that she loves jesus. makes me happy!

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  7. Cheryl permalink
    September 9, 2009 10:29 pm

    Now that was FUNNY!!!

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    • tam permalink*
      September 10, 2009 8:25 pm

      yup. and like brandy said too…clean! so refreshing!

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  8. David permalink
    September 10, 2009 3:05 am

    Yep, the addiction has travelled below the equator too…

    Asian-themed comedy translates everywhere it seems.

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    • tam permalink*
      September 10, 2009 8:25 pm

      seriously. you cant go wrong. chinglish is universal. or, sumpin.

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  9. Jennifer permalink
    September 10, 2009 8:21 am

    I absolutely laughed so hard the first time that I ever saw this skit. Isn’t it soo true?!?! You have to watch the one that she does at King Burger. Oh my goodness…laugh til you hurt kinda funny. So fun!!

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    • tam permalink*
      September 10, 2009 8:21 pm

      jennifer – i love the fast food skit too! she is very talented…

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  10. lynse leanne permalink
    September 10, 2009 10:03 am

    i love love love her!

    “you tell them to give you estra money so they can pay for estra college.”

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    • tam permalink*
      September 10, 2009 8:24 pm

      we are constantly quoting from this, bon qui qui and achmed the dead terrorist.

      i know. classy.

      🙂

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  11. Mary @ Giving Up on Perfect permalink
    September 10, 2009 10:26 am

    I’d love to leave a clever comment, but I’m in the middle of Googling more stuff by this lady. HILARIOUS!

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  12. Kristen permalink
    September 10, 2009 11:59 am

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! I LOVE IT!!!

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  13. tracy permalink
    September 10, 2009 5:02 pm

    OH MY GOODNESS! I love this woman and love doing this “skit” like it really happened to me…I’ve had so many people believe that I left a nail shop thinking I had a crooked nail!

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    • tam permalink*
      September 10, 2009 8:22 pm

      and the whole mexican family part is so true! when i was a little girl our neighbors was THAT mexican family. i LOVED them!

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  14. tracy permalink
    September 10, 2009 5:03 pm

    Oh and Crystal, for years I have thought she was saying “tips or gel” haha!

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  15. Brandy permalink
    September 10, 2009 7:57 pm

    SEEEEEEEEEEERIOUSLY FUNNY! And clean! 😉

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    • tam permalink*
      September 10, 2009 8:23 pm

      i love that its clean! kass has the vid saved on her iphone and she shows every one!!

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  16. Brandy permalink
    September 10, 2009 9:29 pm

    I love when people can do (and appreciate) “ethnic” humor and it not be offensive or dirty. 😀

    The mexican stuff was CRACKING ME UP!

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  17. lovewillbringustogether permalink
    September 11, 2009 12:33 am

    And her American Name was ‘Tammy’ – that made me smile! 🙂

    i can laugh along with others over ‘ethnic’ humour but i think a true test of how well we accept ethnic humour is how well we could laugh at a ‘minority’ comedian sharing their views of how funny ‘we’ ‘whites’ look, sound and act to them as they live in ‘our’ country.

    Many people would see the humour a bit differently then i suspect??

    Example: Errr… is there any ethnic comedian who sends ‘whites’ up? At All?

    i don’t know of one.

    <B

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  18. Jenni permalink
    September 11, 2009 1:46 pm

    I’M HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRREEEEEEEE!!!!

    Sorry… i went into hiding right when you gave me a shout-out. HOLLA!

    seriously… isn’t anjelah johnson AWESOME?

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  19. mandythompson permalink
    September 14, 2009 4:49 pm

    my stomach used to be that flat…

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