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October 12, 2009

do any of you remember fill in friday?? i loved doing that and remember the days when we’d have so many participating and the story would be way long, hysterically funny and random.

im gonna attempt fill in friday today. i dont know how it’ll turn out, but im willing to give it shot.

heres how it works… i give you a starter sentence and you run with it using no more than 5 words per comment.

example (each line represents a different comment)

once upon a time there

was a large hairy boy

who was afraid of little

girls on stilts. then one

you get the idea, right? you can comment as often as youd like. just be sure to refresh the page before you post your story addition just in case someone else beat you to it.

have fun! here we go….

he knew today wouldnt be…

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  1. October 12, 2009 9:23 pm

    …one where he’d floss his…

  2. October 12, 2009 9:36 pm

    teeth because he hated cheese

  3. October 12, 2009 9:41 pm

    with a passion that could only be compared to

  4. October 12, 2009 9:43 pm

    yard art. the memory still

  5. bahava permalink
    October 12, 2009 10:12 pm

    haunted him as he thought

  6. Christy Polek permalink
    October 12, 2009 10:25 pm

    of that afternoon in 1986

  7. October 12, 2009 10:29 pm

    about the camembert still stuck

    • October 12, 2009 10:30 pm

      oops…took too long to hit ‘post’ on that…lol

  8. October 12, 2009 10:30 pm

    and lusted after Keren as she

  9. October 12, 2009 10:38 pm

    and remembered the good times

  10. October 12, 2009 10:39 pm

    when it was still legal

  11. Christy Polek permalink
    October 12, 2009 10:40 pm

    to dance around with stolen

  12. October 12, 2009 10:47 pm

    Just then, a stilted girl

  13. Christy Polek permalink
    October 12, 2009 10:52 pm

    loudly shouting, “I am the…

  14. October 12, 2009 10:56 pm

    walrus. goo-goo-ca-choo”

    • October 13, 2009 3:52 pm

      (hahahaha. sorry! i’m dying from that one though.)

  15. Christy Polek permalink
    October 12, 2009 11:02 pm

    started chasing him. He tried

  16. October 12, 2009 11:03 pm

    shooting her with his laser

  17. Christy Polek permalink
    October 12, 2009 11:10 pm

    cat but he tripped over

  18. October 12, 2009 11:18 pm

    breaking his Jimmy Choo’s and

  19. October 13, 2009 12:50 am

    dropping the laser into the

  20. pokinatcha permalink
    October 13, 2009 2:01 am

    Wild Blue Yonder

  21. October 13, 2009 5:47 am

    Only to be saved by

  22. Christy Polek permalink
    October 13, 2009 5:59 am

    a tiny metal robot. Surprisingly,

  23. October 13, 2009 6:41 am

    the girl noticed the camembert

  24. October 13, 2009 6:49 am

    next to the eggplant

  25. October 13, 2009 8:10 am

    and court documents he received

  26. Christy Polek permalink
    October 13, 2009 8:17 am

    during the little misunderstanding involving

  27. October 13, 2009 8:19 am

    horseshoes and hand-grenades, but

  28. October 13, 2009 8:29 am

    no eyes were poked out due to lawn darts, so

  29. Jim2 permalink
    October 13, 2009 8:35 am

    Everyone held hands and sung

  30. October 13, 2009 8:37 am

    “friends are friends forever”. meanwhile,

  31. Christy Polek permalink
    October 13, 2009 8:41 am

    his love interest, Keren, decided

  32. October 13, 2009 8:42 am

    to make the most of the time she had left to

  33. October 13, 2009 8:44 am

    By using the slingshot to

  34. October 13, 2009 8:45 am

    brush up on her mad

  35. October 13, 2009 8:45 am

    kill the wildebeest that

  36. Christy Polek permalink
    October 13, 2009 8:45 am

    make the best spaghetti in

  37. October 13, 2009 8:48 am

    {oh my word! 😀 }

  38. October 13, 2009 8:49 am

    in the world, although it is said

  39. Christy Polek permalink
    October 13, 2009 8:51 am

    spaghetti she makes look like

  40. Christy Polek permalink
    October 13, 2009 9:00 am

    Her spaghetti dream could never

  41. October 13, 2009 9:29 am

    match the one about her

  42. October 13, 2009 9:34 am

    3rd cousin twice removed and

  43. October 13, 2009 9:36 am

    she was thankful it was only a dream. Meanwhile,

  44. October 13, 2009 10:57 am

    was news of a wild

  45. October 13, 2009 11:24 am

    Nobel Peace Prize runner up

    • October 13, 2009 11:46 am

      (hi zack! look at that lil cutie in your arms 🙂 )

  46. Christy Polek permalink
    October 13, 2009 11:25 am

    weatherman who had finally escaped

  47. October 13, 2009 11:46 am

    the Nobel nomination, stating he

  48. October 13, 2009 11:54 am

    predicted a snowball winner announcement

  49. October 13, 2009 11:54 am

    (Hi Tam!)

  50. October 13, 2009 11:58 am

    but everyone was confused since it was the middle of summer.

  51. October 13, 2009 12:18 pm

    “Eggplant,” he thought. “What do I do with eggplant?”

  52. October 13, 2009 12:19 pm

    (so, the five word limit is totally out the window at this point…)

  53. Christy Polek permalink
    October 13, 2009 12:54 pm

    So he fed the eggplant

  54. October 13, 2009 12:56 pm

    to his SCUBA instructor’s turtle

  55. Christy Polek permalink
    October 13, 2009 1:03 pm

    named Alfred. Alfred always fancied

  56. October 13, 2009 1:05 pm

    eggplant pizza and Dos Equis

  57. October 13, 2009 1:15 pm

    but today he couldn’t afford

  58. October 13, 2009 1:24 pm

    eggplant pizza and Uno Equi

  59. Christy Polek permalink
    October 13, 2009 1:35 pm

    so he settled for just

  60. October 13, 2009 2:25 pm

    A side of his favorite

  61. Jim2 permalink
    October 13, 2009 2:32 pm

    Aunt Marge no one had

  62. Christy Polek permalink
    October 13, 2009 2:47 pm

    ever seen a turtle eat…

  63. October 13, 2009 3:09 pm

    with the good flatware, so

  64. October 13, 2009 3:23 pm

    {What! LOL}

  65. October 13, 2009 3:26 pm

    but it was too salty

  66. October 13, 2009 3:56 pm

    so they added tequila and…

  67. October 13, 2009 4:00 pm

    settled in for a nap

  68. October 13, 2009 4:06 pm

    that’s when the nightmares began

  69. Christy Polek permalink
    October 13, 2009 4:10 pm

    Nightmares of fat-free cheese and

  70. October 13, 2009 4:11 pm

    lactose-intolerant bloating and gas

  71. October 13, 2009 4:15 pm

    and nuclear reactors. So Alfred,

  72. Christy Polek permalink
    October 13, 2009 4:16 pm

    awoke in a cold sweat.

  73. Christy Polek permalink
    October 13, 2009 4:17 pm

    Who knew that turtles sweat?

  74. October 13, 2009 4:18 pm

    Keren certainly didn’t. She proceeded

  75. October 13, 2009 4:19 pm

    to kiss the turtle and

  76. Christy Polek permalink
    October 13, 2009 4:22 pm

    and blamed the tequila for

  77. October 13, 2009 4:26 pm

    causing her to mistake him

  78. October 13, 2009 4:31 pm

    for someone taller. However,

  79. October 13, 2009 4:31 pm

    (SRSLY – you guys are a RIOT!)

  80. Christy Polek permalink
    October 13, 2009 4:32 pm

    Alfred did not mind kissing

  81. October 13, 2009 4:34 pm

    within the gassy confines of

  82. October 13, 2009 4:37 pm

    the tequila-strewn beach under

  83. Christy Polek permalink
    October 13, 2009 4:39 pm

    the cardboard cutout sun. Soon

  84. October 13, 2009 4:40 pm

    the large hairy boy had

  85. Christy Polek permalink
    October 13, 2009 4:40 pm

    emerged from the sand and

  86. October 13, 2009 4:41 pm

    became enraged when he saw

  87. October 13, 2009 4:43 pm

    {oh my stars people!!! peeing. my. pants!!! ok. who’s alfred? and david definitely is crushin on keren. s’all im saying 😉 )

    • October 13, 2009 4:45 pm

      {yep, Keren was my pop-star crush of 1986…you had to mention Bananarama. And, um, Alfred is the SCUBA instructors turtle…keep up…!}

  88. October 13, 2009 4:44 pm

    the awkward three legged little

  89. October 13, 2009 4:45 pm

    elephant that was carrying a

  90. Christy Polek permalink
    October 13, 2009 4:46 pm

    patch of his precious hair!

    • October 13, 2009 4:48 pm

      [you are the most random thinkers i have ever had the privilege of knowing 😀 ]

  91. October 13, 2009 4:55 pm

    Meanwhile, the stilted girl had

  92. October 13, 2009 4:56 pm

    had her fill of cheese and

  93. October 13, 2009 4:57 pm

    overcame the tiny metal robot

  94. October 13, 2009 5:00 pm

    stuffed inside her

  95. Christy Polek permalink
    October 13, 2009 5:00 pm

    with her powerful use of

  96. October 13, 2009 5:01 pm

    antibiotics. She managed to erradicate

  97. October 13, 2009 5:02 pm

    Keren and Alfred easily, but

  98. October 13, 2009 5:03 pm

    she had forgotten the large

  99. Christy Polek permalink
    October 13, 2009 5:04 pm

    amount of Kleenex she left

  100. October 13, 2009 5:06 pm

    in alfreds bra. now that

    • October 13, 2009 5:06 pm

      ha!

    • Christy Polek permalink
      October 13, 2009 5:09 pm

      Wow! Our turtle sweats AND wears a bra!! Haha!

    • Christy Polek permalink
      October 13, 2009 5:09 pm

      ((Wow! Our turtle sweats AND wears a bra!! Haha!))

    • October 13, 2009 5:10 pm

      nice… alfred wears a bra.

  101. October 13, 2009 5:06 pm

    behind the spaghetti and wildebeest

  102. October 13, 2009 5:07 pm

    the turtle sweat’s been sopped up

  103. October 13, 2009 5:09 pm

    she removed the stilts and

  104. Christy Polek permalink
    October 13, 2009 5:10 pm

    was only four foot two.

  105. October 13, 2009 5:12 pm

    This pleased the hairy boy

  106. October 13, 2009 5:12 pm

    which is the size of an Asian.

  107. October 13, 2009 5:13 pm

    startled, alfred ran. well, he

    • October 13, 2009 5:14 pm

      {um, wasn’t Alfred erradicated? anyhoo…:roll:}

      • October 13, 2009 5:15 pm

        [i know. totally forgot. jennis fault.]

    • October 13, 2009 5:14 pm

      [wait. is alfred still in this story. im lost. its gonna be fun writing all this out for a post tomorrow that we all can read. 😯 ]

      • October 13, 2009 5:16 pm

        [huh? i didn’t know this had to make sense. i’m just throwing out words from my 4th grade ESL class, hoping it sticks.]

      • Christy Polek permalink
        October 13, 2009 5:20 pm

        ((Luckily for Alfred, tequila makes him immortal))

  108. October 13, 2009 5:14 pm

    “hobbled” over the 3-legged elephant

  109. October 13, 2009 5:15 pm

    leaving Kleenex strewn all over

  110. October 13, 2009 5:16 pm

    “MY BRA!” he exclaimed

  111. October 13, 2009 5:21 pm

    and wheres my man-purse too?

  112. October 13, 2009 5:22 pm

    It was then he realised

  113. October 13, 2009 5:23 pm

    that theres a “z” in “realize”…

  114. October 13, 2009 5:26 pm

    and he needed ESL classes.

  115. October 13, 2009 5:27 pm

    To escape from being called “@inworship’d”…

  116. October 13, 2009 5:31 pm

    but he wasn’t going to take this lying down, and decided to ignore the the 5 word limit and stand up for proper English, like all good turtle’s named Alfred.

    He enrolled in ESL, anyway

  117. October 13, 2009 5:31 pm

    and got back on track

  118. October 13, 2009 5:34 pm

    and ran the 5meter in

  119. October 13, 2009 5:34 pm

    the hairy-boy and unstilted-girl decided

  120. October 13, 2009 5:35 pm

    while frisbee-ing the sun across

    • October 13, 2009 5:36 pm

      (ok, that made no sense to EITHER one…distracted by the fact my lunch break is over and refresh was tooooo slow. Catch ya later!)

  121. October 13, 2009 5:36 pm

    (oh for the love… what is going on now?)

  122. October 13, 2009 5:40 pm

    (picking up from Tam’s)

    between the turban and the

    • October 13, 2009 5:40 pm

      (ok… ignore all the rubbish in between… picking up here!)

  123. Christy Polek permalink
    October 13, 2009 5:42 pm

    box of pretzels shaped like

  124. October 13, 2009 5:44 pm

    lederhosen surrounded with brightly-colored

  125. October 13, 2009 5:45 pm

    tim tams and nobby’s nuts

  126. October 13, 2009 5:46 pm

    His mouth began to water

  127. October 13, 2009 5:47 pm

    and spittle built up around

  128. October 13, 2009 5:49 pm

    his cracked shell caused by

  129. October 13, 2009 5:49 pm

    his hairlip. this didn’t stop

  130. Christy Polek permalink
    October 13, 2009 5:54 pm

    him from channelling his inner

  131. October 13, 2009 5:55 pm

    Mexican and the tequila found

  132. October 13, 2009 5:56 pm

    solice in his bowels. this

  133. October 13, 2009 5:56 pm

    [oh my sweet heavens!!!!]

  134. October 13, 2009 5:58 pm

    was the opportunity the boy

  135. October 13, 2009 5:59 pm

    that day back in 1986

  136. Ken permalink
    October 13, 2009 6:11 pm

    looked right into his

  137. October 13, 2009 6:14 pm

    hair-lip, and said “yard art…

    • October 13, 2009 6:15 pm

      {oh wait, Alfred had the hairlip didn’t he…um…uh…}

      • October 13, 2009 6:18 pm

        [poor alfred. has a hairlip, wears a stuffed bra AND carries a man-purse]

        • October 13, 2009 6:19 pm

          {and now the hairy boy has a hair lip too…but since he was wearing Jimmy Choos, it might have been him who’d influenced his SCUBA diver’s turtle anyway…}

  138. October 13, 2009 6:18 pm

    “yard art…the answer to all of the

  139. October 13, 2009 6:20 pm

    “world’s economic problems, if only…

  140. Christy Polek permalink
    October 13, 2009 6:20 pm

    mysteries of love and life…

    • Christy Polek permalink
      October 13, 2009 6:21 pm

      Oops! If only…

      people could appreciate the rare

  141. Sandy permalink
    October 13, 2009 6:23 pm

    petrified cave man poop, and

  142. October 13, 2009 6:23 pm

    mysteries of love and life!”

    • October 13, 2009 6:24 pm

      {oh darn…I was rescuing Christy’s gold but was tooooo slow…hahaha}

  143. October 13, 2009 6:24 pm

    sales on Jimmy Choo’s.” Alas,

    • October 13, 2009 6:25 pm

      oops… moving on.

      the hairlip had a name…

      • October 13, 2009 6:27 pm

        {I kept going on your Alas comment…. (note how I my lunch break has now gone on for an additional hour………)}

  144. October 13, 2009 6:24 pm

    ’twas not to be, and

  145. Sandy permalink
    October 13, 2009 6:27 pm

    there were no sales at Costco

  146. October 13, 2009 6:27 pm

    but then, his hairlip exclaimed

  147. October 13, 2009 6:28 pm

    “where are the food samples!?”

  148. Christy Polek permalink
    October 13, 2009 6:29 pm

    Exclaimed…

    “it is Taco Tuesday, friends!”

    • October 13, 2009 6:29 pm

      [ya think they both can work??]

      • Christy Polek permalink
        October 13, 2009 6:31 pm

        ((how in the world will you sort this all out!! Ha!))
        ((and I think everything he exclaimed fits))

        • October 13, 2009 6:34 pm

          [i have no idea. i just might pay my daughter to sort it out. yah. thats what i’ll do!]

  149. October 13, 2009 6:29 pm

    So he grabbed a sample

  150. Sandy permalink
    October 13, 2009 6:29 pm

    Is there any tequila left??

    • October 13, 2009 6:30 pm

      {off the record. i could really use some now 😯 ] 😉

      • October 13, 2009 6:30 pm

        {not to mention when you’re actually trying to compile this epic!}

  151. October 13, 2009 6:31 pm

    “no, it’s closing time for hairlips!”

  152. Sandy permalink
    October 13, 2009 6:31 pm

    Suddenly in walked a break dancing

  153. October 13, 2009 6:32 pm

    midget. she smelled of stale

  154. October 13, 2009 6:34 pm

    gnomes, likely due to the

  155. Sandy permalink
    October 13, 2009 6:35 pm

    fact that she slept in the

  156. October 13, 2009 6:37 pm

    [ok. my son needs my puter. im afraid to see what im gonna come back to. you all are seriously not right. in a very admirable way, of course! 😉 ]

  157. Sandy permalink
    October 13, 2009 6:38 pm

    nude. Police were often called

  158. Christy Polek permalink
    October 13, 2009 6:38 pm

    ((when did Alfred transition into the boy from the beginning of the story?? Was Alfred running the 5meter or the boy?!))

    • October 13, 2009 6:39 pm

      i thought alfred was the sweaty turtle with a hairlipped shell.

      • Christy Polek permalink
        October 13, 2009 6:41 pm

        ((He is.. and he’s the boys SCUBA instructor’s turtle…But then suddenly we were talking about the boy again and not Alfred… I think… Ahhaha! So confused and I love it!))

    • October 13, 2009 6:41 pm

      {alfred was running the 5m…and I kinda transitioned him from turtle to boy accidentally, but right now, the midget is centre stage, having upstaged the boy while Alfred is lying drunk somewhere…}

      😯

      • Christy Polek permalink
        October 13, 2009 6:42 pm

        (love it!)

      • October 13, 2009 6:57 pm

        i went to the midget cuz i was too confused about alfred.

  159. October 13, 2009 6:40 pm

    in for backup of midget nudity

  160. October 13, 2009 6:42 pm

    but instead, they join in

  161. October 13, 2009 6:42 pm

    the armpit of an adolescent giant.

  162. Christy Polek permalink
    October 13, 2009 6:45 pm

    Luckily it’s warm in there.

  163. October 13, 2009 6:45 pm

    and the camembert has softened

  164. October 13, 2009 6:47 pm

    making perfect conditions for multiply

  165. October 13, 2009 6:50 pm

    the gnomes lying dormant until

  166. October 13, 2009 6:52 pm

    it’s wednesday… business time again.

  167. October 13, 2009 6:55 pm

    Those dirty little gnomes liked

  168. October 13, 2009 6:58 pm

    but this wasn’t normal business

  169. October 13, 2009 6:59 pm

    playing reindeer games in the

  170. October 13, 2009 7:00 pm

    yard art. they says its

  171. October 13, 2009 7:01 pm

    camember with horseshoes and handgranades

  172. October 13, 2009 7:02 pm

    but it looks like a turtle

  173. October 13, 2009 7:02 pm

    which is a good luck

  174. October 13, 2009 7:03 pm

    if you come from Moldova

  175. October 13, 2009 7:04 pm

    Moldova… oh, Moldova, sounds like

  176. October 13, 2009 7:05 pm

    mouldy, like the Camembert was

  177. October 13, 2009 7:06 pm

    long before it entered the

  178. October 13, 2009 7:08 pm

    pit of the giant. fortunately,

  179. October 13, 2009 7:09 pm

    there were still tacos remaining

  180. Christy Polek permalink
    October 13, 2009 7:10 pm

    break dancing midgets like mold.

  181. October 13, 2009 7:11 pm

    -it causes a hallucinogenic effect

  182. Christy Polek permalink
    October 13, 2009 7:13 pm

    resulting in vivid visions of

  183. October 13, 2009 7:14 pm

    spaghetti wildebeest monuments. So the

  184. October 13, 2009 7:14 pm

    superhero-like sweaty turtles that return

  185. October 13, 2009 7:15 pm

    from the dead with Keren

  186. @gregghart permalink
    October 13, 2009 7:17 pm

    and eat tacos and drink tequila

  187. October 13, 2009 7:17 pm

    are hairlip free. restored in

  188. @gregghart permalink
    October 13, 2009 7:19 pm

    (sorry, i just wanted to play :))

  189. @gregghart permalink
    October 13, 2009 7:21 pm

    but ever-fearful of asians

  190. October 13, 2009 7:27 pm

    the odd-couple plotted to

  191. October 13, 2009 7:33 pm

    stuff alfred with eggplant pizza

  192. October 13, 2009 7:33 pm

    and recover the laser cat

  193. October 13, 2009 7:36 pm

    for cat soup. a delicacy

  194. Christy Polek permalink
    October 13, 2009 7:38 pm

    in most countries but illegal

  195. October 13, 2009 7:39 pm

    for slingshot wielding stilted-girls

  196. October 13, 2009 7:41 pm

    good thing she was from

  197. Christy Polek permalink
    October 13, 2009 7:42 pm

    Michigan, where she is free

  198. October 13, 2009 8:03 pm

    so cat soup was dinner.

  199. October 13, 2009 8:05 pm

    the elephant was glad that

  200. Christy Polek permalink
    October 13, 2009 8:11 pm

    the hairy boy let him

  201. October 13, 2009 8:17 pm

    help puree the eggplant to

  202. Christy Polek permalink
    October 13, 2009 8:19 pm

    eat while listening to

  203. October 13, 2009 8:21 pm

    the gentle spring rain falling.

  204. October 13, 2009 8:21 pm

    The turtle was thankful for

  205. October 13, 2009 8:23 pm

    the free shower he got

  206. October 13, 2009 8:24 pm

    since he hadn’t been able

  207. Christy Polek permalink
    October 13, 2009 8:25 pm

    rid himself of the stench

  208. October 13, 2009 8:26 pm

    of sweat and tequila

  209. October 13, 2009 8:33 pm

    not to mention the camembert

  210. October 13, 2009 8:36 pm

    and its effects from the

  211. October 13, 2009 8:38 pm

    armpit of the adolescent giant

    • Christy Polek permalink
      October 13, 2009 8:40 pm

      (( just something about that giant’s armpit, huh? =] ))

      • October 13, 2009 8:42 pm

        (i figured since we were bringing everything else back. hahahah!)

  212. Christy Polek permalink
    October 13, 2009 8:40 pm

    who had an impressive afro.

  213. October 13, 2009 8:42 pm

    and kickin’ platform shoes with goldfish

  214. October 13, 2009 8:48 pm

    crackers as a snack option.

  215. October 13, 2009 8:53 pm

    However, he was starting to smell the camembert

  216. October 13, 2009 8:55 pm

    making him nostalgic for the

  217. Christy Polek permalink
    October 13, 2009 9:00 pm

    kiss he shared with Karen

  218. Christy Polek permalink
    October 13, 2009 9:01 pm

    (ah!!! Keren!)
    (silly iphone spelling correction…)

  219. October 13, 2009 9:03 pm

    as he drifted off in

  220. October 13, 2009 9:05 pm

    the sea of rank farts.

  221. Christy Polek permalink
    October 13, 2009 9:15 pm

    After several lonely days,

  222. October 13, 2009 9:15 pm

    Suddenly, the police realised that

  223. October 13, 2009 9:16 pm

    the police escaped the armpit

    • October 13, 2009 9:19 pm

      [the police were trapped there too? wow]

      • Christy Polek permalink
        October 13, 2009 9:20 pm

        ((yup- they were break dancing in there with the midgets))

  224. October 13, 2009 9:22 pm

    and ran, gulping the sweet, fresh air

  225. October 13, 2009 9:23 pm

    only to trip over the

  226. October 13, 2009 9:26 pm

    shell of Alfred as he

  227. October 13, 2009 9:28 pm

    daydreamed about Keren’s 3rd cousin

  228. October 13, 2009 9:30 pm

    {ohshootdangalltoheck. this whole thing is cracking. me. up.! and just to let you all know…cathi stegall is reading this to me tomorrow so i can write it into a post 😯 }

    • October 13, 2009 9:32 pm

      {oh wow…that’s sure to take it to a whole new hitherto un-thought-of level}

  229. October 13, 2009 9:37 pm

    who was an Olympic Stilter

  230. Christy Polek permalink
    October 13, 2009 9:38 pm

    who could never win gold.

  231. October 13, 2009 9:39 pm

    who’s favorite number was 17

    (that was for Cathi)

  232. October 13, 2009 9:40 pm

    Due to her arthritic knees,

  233. October 13, 2009 9:41 pm

    she ran on her wrists…

  234. October 13, 2009 9:42 pm

    {have you all thought about seriously writing a book together? i aint kiddin. ive never seen a group of people inspire each other as much as you all do. its a beautiful thing 😀 }

  235. October 13, 2009 9:46 pm

    and took the silver in

  236. October 13, 2009 9:48 pm

    accepting it with her teeth.

  237. October 13, 2009 9:49 pm

    which ground it to a fine

  238. Christy Polek permalink
    October 13, 2009 9:51 pm

    powder. The police began investigating

  239. October 13, 2009 9:52 pm

    the case of the missing

  240. October 13, 2009 9:53 pm

    midgets, having forgotten where they

  241. October 13, 2009 9:57 pm

    tend to gather… in the

  242. October 13, 2009 9:58 pm

    produce aisle in walmart. so,

    • October 13, 2009 9:59 pm

      [so i just said anything. didnt read to catch up. i have NO idea whats going on. i love you guys! hope youre enjoying yourselves!]

  243. October 13, 2009 9:59 pm

    dark crypt of the vampire

  244. Christy Polek permalink
    October 13, 2009 10:01 pm

    ((produce aisle in walmart. So))

    they searched with magnifying glasses

  245. October 13, 2009 10:01 pm

    so…
    they could scare small children

  246. Christy Polek permalink
    October 13, 2009 10:02 pm

    and laugh when they screamed.

  247. October 13, 2009 10:03 pm

    fearful of the walking melons

    [what?]

  248. October 13, 2009 10:03 pm

    The midgets hid behind lettuce

  249. October 13, 2009 10:03 pm

    and the all-seeing potatoes

  250. October 13, 2009 10:04 pm

    before they noticed several carrots

  251. October 13, 2009 10:04 pm

    that needed a haircut

  252. Christy Polek permalink
    October 13, 2009 10:05 pm

    forming a cirle around them.

  253. October 13, 2009 10:05 pm

    fortunately the police remembered where

  254. October 13, 2009 10:06 pm

    they’d stashed the drugs from

  255. October 13, 2009 10:08 pm

    the giant’s armpit, and returned

  256. Christy Polek permalink
    October 13, 2009 10:09 pm

    to the taco stand in Mexico

  257. October 13, 2009 10:09 pm

    [it has to be taking forever for this page to load for you guys.]

    • Christy Polek permalink
      October 13, 2009 10:10 pm

      (( um, yeah, a little bit… =] ))

  258. October 13, 2009 10:10 pm

    uh uh uh uh uh….

  259. October 13, 2009 10:10 pm

    There they discovered that the

  260. October 13, 2009 10:11 pm

    runaway Nobel Peace Price winner

    • October 13, 2009 10:12 pm

      runner-up, I mean runner-up…

      • October 13, 2009 10:14 pm

        [dude. is that a big piece of swiss cheese behind you??]

        • October 13, 2009 10:16 pm

          {what? there’s no plot-holes in this masterpiece………………..}

  261. October 13, 2009 10:13 pm

    had ordered a round of

  262. Christy Polek permalink
    October 13, 2009 10:13 pm

    fresh fruit margaritas for every

  263. October 13, 2009 10:14 pm

    German tourist that had gathered

  264. October 13, 2009 10:14 pm

    to hear the tale of Alfred

  265. October 13, 2009 10:17 pm

    [k. im outta here. i can not keep up with you guys. you have made my day. i SO needed this laugh. thank you a million thank you’s! love you all…]

  266. October 13, 2009 10:19 pm

    and his sweat glands of

  267. October 13, 2009 10:23 pm

    epicness, rivalled only by his

  268. October 13, 2009 10:23 pm

    hairlip, so awesomesauce in it’s

  269. October 13, 2009 10:30 pm

    hirsuitness & resemblance to Don King

    (yes I KNOW hair lips aren’t actually hairy…)

  270. Christy Polek permalink
    October 13, 2009 10:39 pm

    Alfred’s story made them giggle

  271. Christy Polek permalink
    October 13, 2009 10:45 pm

    (( this has been the highlight of my day– but I need to get some sleep. You’re all awesome and I can’t wait to see the rest ))

  272. October 13, 2009 10:46 pm

    and giggles turned into

  273. October 13, 2009 10:47 pm

    ((I too must call it a day before it is actually Wednesday – I can’t wait to read tomorrow!))

  274. October 13, 2009 10:48 pm

    gufaws. and gufaws turned into

  275. October 13, 2009 10:53 pm

    convulsions, because they noticed

  276. October 13, 2009 11:02 pm

    toxic bugs were inhaled into

  277. October 13, 2009 11:04 pm

    dwarfish lungs, mixing with the

  278. October 13, 2009 11:19 pm

    spaghetti that covered the walls

  279. October 13, 2009 11:47 pm

    sick!

  280. October 14, 2009 12:30 am

    pixies came to clean up

  281. October 14, 2009 3:12 am

    the Kleenex-polluted beach where

  282. October 14, 2009 4:41 am

    {this probably should be wrapped up before Tam wakes, what say you other readers?}

  283. Christy Polek permalink
    October 14, 2009 5:12 am

    Alfred and Keren had once
    ((we should wrap it up… The moral of the story…?))

  284. October 14, 2009 5:22 am

    frolicked just like that dragon

  285. October 14, 2009 5:47 am

    {I’ll give this a go…all in one comment…but feel free to add/change it. Yes, this is Tam’s blog, but she said to make myself at home…so…}

  286. October 14, 2009 6:00 am

    who’d been watching the goings on from the day and was a little tired of the disruption, so he breathed some fire, put them all into a nice casserole, and enjoyed his dinner.

    After dinner, he picked up his horseshoes, lawn darts, and hand-grenades and proceeded to make snow balls from cheese flavoured yard-art, muttering “If only he’d flossed…”

  287. Christy Polek permalink
    October 14, 2009 6:06 am

    ((yes! A perfect ending! I love it!! This was way too fun!! Thanks for letting us take over, Tam!))

    • October 14, 2009 6:30 am

      {And thanks to you and everyone else for helping make my audit meetings much more bearable…though I did have to contain my laughter, or explain why I was smiling while I “analysed the work in progress spreadsheets” or was “creating process flows for the installed systems business unit”…. 😉 }

  288. October 14, 2009 6:39 am

    😯

    • October 14, 2009 6:41 am

      Hi!

      • October 14, 2009 6:50 am

        well, hello there! this is gonna be chaotically hilarious when cathi and i go thru it later to type out. ohmystars! your ending….perfect!! i dont know how you all did it…

        • Christy Polek permalink
          October 14, 2009 7:00 am

          We certainly all made quite a great team! =)

          What’s our next project?? Haha!

          • October 14, 2009 7:06 am

            you most certainly did 🙂

            i think i will definitely have to come up with another project. my thinkin cap is officially on!

            😀

    • October 14, 2009 8:02 am

      hoohoohoohahahahaha! that’s all!

  289. October 14, 2009 7:40 am

    A perfect ending – Love it!

  290. October 14, 2009 8:53 am

    They say there’s a fine line between genius and insanity.

    I’m going with “my husband is a genius”. Some of the rest of you? I’m not so sure about! 🙂

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