Fill-In-Friday!
So Monday morning I woke up thinking all day it was Wednesday. Do you have any idea how long that made my week appear? But Friday is finally here! Well, I’m cheating, it’s Thursday night 🙂
Are you new? Here’s the deal. I’m gonna throw out a beginning sentence and each new commenter adds to it, one after the other. Here are the rules. After reading through the comments, make sure to refresh the page before you add yours, so that you aren’t commenting the same time as someone else. You can add no more than 4 words at a time. Whatever! Come back and add to the mix as often as you like.
So think about what you want to say. Hit refresh and wait for the clear. Then post your words.
Here we go…
Running late for a meeting, she knew this would be the day that….
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her green shorts
would have to be tossed out after she changed in the elevator and
hurried towards the bakery
where the meeting was
being held owing to
to work on
Oh Mr(s) Spam Detector!!! ^^^^^^^
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(That was NOT part of the F I F btw and these last three posts can be edited out when you wake up – OK?) 🙂
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the bosses replacement of
the coke vending machine that
vended no coke.
just moxie, and no one likes moxie
or smell like one
So I decided to
roll around on the ground
next to the meeting room.
Then I had an epiphany —
let’s wash the boss’ camper.
I forgot to put on underwear!
😯
Shaking my head
, watching the dandruff fall,
my nose dripped,
and from the corner of my eye
I noticed my nose…
was dribbling
a basketball
Wha?!!
My FEET are on Backwards?!!???
Oh no I can’t tie my shoes
Where can I find
that basketball
Shoot, I’m running backwards again!
Upside down & inside out
round & round
dosie doe
Then I realized my feet smelled and my nose was running…so I ran backwards to find…
the cause of odor
inside the basketball…
was my lost hamster
who had athletes foot
that explains it!
and is now kind of flat
you could tell
the airs been let out
from the smell
in the cloud
surrounding my burning
of the air by the closet
I need a coat hanger
stay out of the closet
there might be random commenter’s in there!
and who knows what
and oh my what
they might do
or blog about
like hairy butts or
Hoo hoo’s
‘scuse me while I
I meant who’s Who
send papa to his room
and float down the
with no food
and my good friend
oh no NO friends mister
mister, mister who?
that ain’t no mister
🙂
thats my seester
WHose who you say?
Oh brother
YA as all my mind runs amuck
it’s the smell getting
to me!
to my logic…What logic?
(don’t forget to refresh before you submit your comment)
So my Boss called me in
( i am..sorry not fast enough today)
to share in the
(haha! Darla – you’re HOT today!)
new campaign on
Odiferous
and I thought to
tie my shoes
But they were on the wrong feet
Ahhhhh!!! and they are backwards!!!!!
Suddenly, a three-legged zebra jumped out of the oyster shell and
I finally woke up from my dream
And realized that the 3 legged zebra is sleeping next to me!
So I got up and screamed,
fell flat on my face
and the zebra stepped on my backward feet
oh, but don’t get me started about the elephant.
have you seen where his nose is???
It’s in his butt 😯
Let me get it out!
Quick before he sneezes!
Or he will look like this 😯
or turn into a ball
of elephant snot and poop. But
it can be used for glue
for the smelling impared
it works like cement
and never forgets
how to spell: HONORIFICABILITUDINITATIBUS.
The next day
(took all night to spell HONORIFICABILITUDINITATIBUS)
at the Pentagon,
The 😯 elephant put in his bid for John McCain 😯
but decided to write in
Mama and Papa!
Who won the
limbo contest back at the White House.
Jack be nimble,
Jack be…JACK GET BACK HERE!!!!
mama is beating papa in
a razzling game of twister
not the normal variety, but
a blindfolded one
wearing only loin cloths 😯
with piniata’s
and caramel apples
hanging from their ears
were those darn elephants
Papa won anyways!
Mama was pleased, standing there in her loin cloth.
Off to the GAP
No, I can make another one
out of
fig leaves or
hot dog buns 😯
whole wheat or 7 grain
definately whole wheat
because it has more fiber
but not quite big enough.
Fiber keeps me regular
and the buns cover the buns
of little miss mamas dimples
That only papa see’s
mama says “‘gave over time to go to bed!”‘ (she really said that! – dimples are blushing! – the other ones!)
(oh my this has become x-rated)
Not “gave – game” sorry –
When all calmed down,
Papa was snoring
2 FBI agents pounded on the door!
while mama sat in the chair and knitted (she really is!)
Ranger Walker busted through the door
They shouted; “Tell us
where to find it!”
“Find what?!” shouted mama slamming Rnger Walker to the floor!
“The cheese…where is it!”
Papa just cut it! Sorry!
In the bedroom
with cheese and crackers
And Sean!!!!
Crumbs all over the place!
And fur?
“What exactly were Papa and Sean doing”, says Walker…
ducking a smelly jarlsburg
On their way to the Gouda
whaa!?
i mean…? 😀
This is clearly out of control, said Mama.
Both of you! To the corner!
“You can add no more than 4 words at a time.”
I guess rules were made to be broken is what you are saying Tam? 😉
(Best Rod Serling Voice): Welcome to … The Twilight Zone, Kota
🙂
Story continues…
In Worship and Sean….
danced over to the
broken vending machine as
McGRUBER!!! came over to
flying cream pies passing by the window of carrots so he
[No more than four words? Guess I can’t count. Besides, what are flying cream pies without carrots?]
grabbed a moxie
and spun around smiling….
getting very dizzy
thinking how long this can go on
Oh! Oh! I think I am going
to South Africa!
I think I will go by train
over the ocean.
And stay for 100 years!
happily ever after with the cheese.
PERFECT ENDING!!!
This could very well be THE MOST interesting story yet!
You guys are awesome!!!!!
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